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Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Joan Jett

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Joan Jett's, "I Love Rock N Roll"
The dirty Lyrics:
I saw him standing there by the record machine
I knew he must have been about 17
and he was dancing along playing my favourite song
And next he'll moving along if it was with me, yeah me.
and I could tell it wouldn't be long till he was with me
Yeah me!
Why They're dirty:
Can we say "underage romance" here?
Submitted by: Celeste
Joan Jett's, "The French Song"
The dirty Lyrics:
J'aime faire l'amour, surtout à trois

(or: J'aime faire l'amour, surtout à toi)
Why They're dirty:
It's unclear which version of the last word is actually used, but the first is worse. It means that she likes sex, but especially as a threesome. The second version simply says "I like to make love, especially to you".
Submitted by: UniqueChic

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