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Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Jeffree Star

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Jeffree Star's, "Size of Your Boat"
The dirty Lyrics:
If the size of your boat hits the tonsils in her throat, Just enough so that she chokes Bet you think that she'll be soaked Sew her panties in a knot, hope that's not a stuffer sock... You need motion in that ocean just to make that booty pop You know what? 
I got a little secret for the guys (For the guys)
 That want to know if it’s the motion or the size (Or the size) 
But if you’re the one i pick to be the captain of my ship
 Put you in my ocean baby would you drive? (Would you drive?) You know that these guys are quick to claim they’re gigantic
 But size don’t mean a thing just think about the titanic 
Baby i can fake it make you think you’re doing damage
 Come on
 You just don’t understand it They say that
 Ain’t the size of your boat
 Put the motion in your ocean
 Boy now row (Sja sja)
 Now row (Sja sja)
 They say that
 Ain’t the size of your boat 
Put the motion in your ocean
 Boy now row (Sja sja)
 Now row (Sja sja) Wally Wally Power Boat Smooth and sleek, I stay a float Ladies!!! Lets take a vote, only ride that which is dope Could be big or could be small.... I know a chick who takes it all, if you take her to the mall Pump that monkey Frank like Paul I'll sink your battle ship I've seen tanks much bigger than yours can get Your sails up, ready to fish Life guards on duty, are you ready to jump in? They told me we were going on a cruise (On a cruise) 
So how the hell did we end up on the canoe 
They say that
 Ain’t the size of your boat
 Put the motion in your ocean
 Boy now row (Sja sja) 
Now row (Sja sja)
Why They're dirty:
It's obviously about cock size, oral sex and intercourse. Do I really have to explain why?
Submitted by: Dylan

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