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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Gym Class Heros

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Gym Class Heros', "Cookie Jar"
The dirty Lyrics:
I wanna be faithful but I cant keep my hand out the cookie jar.
Why They're dirty:
The whole song is about being unfaithful to his girlfriend... goes on to talk about the different kind of "cookies" and leaving the crumbs in the bed.
Submitted by: newport1984

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