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Real Lyrics -> Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty -> Ella Fitzgerald

Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Ella Fitzgerald

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Ella Fitzgerald Sings The Cole Porter Songbook album at
Ella Fitzgerald's, "Bewitched, Bothered,and Bewildered"
The dirty Lyrics:
Horizontally speaking He's at his very best.
Why They're dirty:
No explanation needed. The song was written for the 1940 musical Pal Joey.
Submitted by: Jonathan M
Ella Fitzgerald's, "Love For Sale"
The dirty Lyrics:
Love for sale
Appetizing young love for sale
Love that`s fresh and still unspoiled
Love that`s only slightly soiled

Love for sale
Who will buy?
Who would like to sample my supply?
Who`s prepared to pay the price
For a trip to paradise?

Love for sale
Appetizing young love for sale
If you want to buy my wares
Follow me and climb the stairs
Love for sale
Why They're dirty:
This was written by Cole Porter in the 40s, and it's about prostitution. And they think we're the deviants.
Submitted by: Little Old Lady Hoo
Ella Fitzgerald's, "Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney"
The dirty Lyrics:
Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney
Why They're dirty:
Younger generations of kids won't understand the meaning of the song, but the word "chimney" is actually a 1950's euphemism for vagina. That song is also about someone having intercourse with a female partner.
Submitted by: Xmas3

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