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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Tim Curry

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Tim Curry's, "Toxic Love"
The dirty Lyrics:
I feel good, a special kind of horny
Flowers and trees depress, and frankly bore me
Why They're dirty:
Nasty! Well, far be it from me to question what you find arousing, but trees? And now I see that the flowers and trees don't love you back otherwise they wouldn't depress and tease you so. As for being bored, what's the matter? Do the plants and you not have that special spark anymore?
Submitted by: The Madman
Tim Curry's, "Toxic Love"
The dirty Lyrics:
I see the world and all the creatures in it
I suck 'em dry and spit 'em out like spinach
Why They're dirty:
Bestiality, anyone?
Submitted by: The Madman

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