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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Crowded House

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Crowded House's, "Fall At Your Feet"
The dirty Lyrics:
I'm really close tonight
and I feel like I'm moving inside her
lying in the dark
and I feel like I'm beginning to know her
Why They're dirty:
Pretty much speaks for itself, but it is a lovely song!
Submitted by: carly_carlz
Crowded House's, "Fingers of Love"
The dirty Lyrics:
And I can't look up
Fingers of love move down
And I won't be helped
Fingers of love move everywhere
Why They're dirty:
Enough said.
Submitted by: Annie
Crowded House's, "Now We're Getting Somewhere"
The dirty Lyrics:
When you took me to your room, I swear I said surrender.
Why They're dirty:
Need I say more?
Submitted by: dizrythmia

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