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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities, Philosopher Kings

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Philosopher Kings', "Do You Swear"
The Lyrics:
So many lovers have gone this way
Trying to keep their hounds at bay
How the earth got tender and hell did crack
When Dante wanted his Beatrice back
Who They Mention:
Dante Alighieri (and his unrequited love, Beatrice)
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
Philosopher Kings', "Turn My Head Around"
The Lyrics:
You are Venus of all love
Helen of Troy and better
Venus of all love
If it's gonna make you happy...
Who They Mention:
Helen of Troy
Submitted by: Tania WYEP

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