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Real Lyrics -> Bad Ringtone Choices -> Jimmy Soul

I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

Bad Ringtone Choices, Jimmy Soul

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If You Wanna Be Happy: The Very Best of Jimmy Soul album at Amazon.com
Jimmy Soul's, "If Ya Wanna Be Happy"
The Lyrics:
Don't let your friends say you have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway.
Though her face is ugly,
her eyes don't match,
Take it from me,
she's a better catch.
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
Why:
Can you imagine these lyrics blasting out during your wedding?
Submitted by: Kathy

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