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I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

Bad Ringtone Choices, Pink Floyd

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Pink Floyd's, "Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2"
The Lyrics:
We don't need no education
You'd get in big trouble if your cellphone went off at school, with this ringtone.
Submitted by: 2:49 AM
Pink Floyd's, "In the Flesh"
The Lyrics:
Are there any queers in the theater tonight? Get 'em up against the wall. (Against the wall) Now there's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me. Get 'em up against the wall. (Against the wall) And that one looks Jewish, and that one's a coon! Who let all of this riff-raff into the room? There's one smokin' a joint, and another one with spots! If I had my way, I'd have all of you shot!
First of all, to have this as a ringtone ANYWHERE would be a pretty stupid idea, but especially around anyone gay, Jewish or black.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
Pink Floyd's, "One Of These Days"
The Lyrics:
One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces!
That's all the lyrics this song has. It's a bad ringtone for any place. It might be a "green light" signal or a trigger for somebody to go over the edge and chop things up.
Submitted by: Axe Wielder

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