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I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

Bad Ringtone Choices, Limp Bizkit

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Limp Bizkit's, "Break Stuff"
The Lyrics:
I hope you know I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way
I just might break something tonight.
Ooh! Not the kind of thing you want to have blasting off if you've been accused of killing your spouse or signifficant other!
Submitted by: Celeste
Limp Bizkit's, "Nobody Loves Me"
The Lyrics:
Nobody loves me! Nobody cares! Nobody loves me! Nobody owes me a thing. Nobody loves me! Nobody cares! Nobody loves me! Maybe I'll go eat worms...
This would be horrible to go off in an orphanage.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
Limp Bizkit's, "Nookie"
The Lyrics:
Hey, I think about the day (days)
My girlie ran away with my pay
When fellas came to play (play)
Now she's stuck with my homies that she f***ed (ooh)
And I'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat
Not a good idea to have this set as your ringtone while on your first date with your crush.
Submitted by: Kerry
Limp Bizkit's, "Nookie"
The Lyrics:
I did it all for the Nookie! (C'mon!) The Nookie! (C'mon!) So you could take that cookie and stick it up your-- (Yeah!) stick it up your-- (yeah!)
You don't want this going off on a date or around anyone eating a cookie.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe

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