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I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

Bad Ringtone Choices, Depeche Mode

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Depeche Mode's, "Blasphemous Rumors"
The Lyrics:
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
And when I die, I expect to find him laughing.
Everyone, remember. Keep your phone on vibrate at church.
Submitted by: Aninnymouse
Depeche Mode's, "Master And Servant"
The Lyrics:
Let's play master and servant
You may want to turn your telephone off so it doesn't go off when you're making out with your boy/girlfriend.
Submitted by: Celeste
Depeche Mode's, "Personal Jesus"
The Lyrics:
My own personal Jesus
Your own personal Jesus would be quite blasphemous if your phone was to go off in front of your entire church congregation.
Submitted by: Celeste

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