Song Parodies -> Recordings -> Authors that start with B
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The recordings archive is broken down by original performer name and by author name.
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Babble On Princess, "Godammit Mohammed"
Junpin' Jihad what' up with that?
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Below Average Dave (sequenced by) Matthias, "That's My Cooking" a parody of Dean Martin, "That's Amore"
Happy Thanksgiving! From Matthias and Below Average Dave...
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Below Average Dave/Sequenced by Matthias, "Vampire's Theme" a parody of Cher, "Believe"
Make sure to pack plenty of garlic as these vampires come to wish you a Happy Halloween!!!
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This song takes Michelle Branch's All You Wanted and turns it into a song about shaving and getting rid of all of your hair
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It's my oldest recording, the first original parody I recorded, brought up to today's standards, here's an oldie recorded the way it would have been when I first did it if I had the ability back then.
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Another of the original 14 finally done the right way.
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I tried to sound much more like Cher in this much needed re-record.
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Another original 14 song re-recorded for, I'm not planning on doing all these back to back.
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Re-recorded with a proper backing track. This song was one of my earliest parodies, it was part of the first fourteen I did back when I was 'Adrenaline Boy' originally and I was singing a-capella
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This song is my most controversial song, it deals with the whole gay/closet thing. . .I realize that opens the song up for comment--but it-like everything else I write--was written for fun and comedic measure-even though it's about a very serious topic.
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Don't Sleep finally joins the new year--re-recorded the way it should have been.
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Another of my oldies recording with a significantly improved supporting track.
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I know there are a lot of Poo Nazis, and I don't do a lot of poo humor, but regardless of what people say, the song I wrote back at the age of 8 (granted fine tuned since) is still one of ten most popular songs, The numbers don't lie, so here is an updated FULL version without the annoying midi backing track.
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A parody of Britney Spears' Toxic. This one is remastered using karaoke-version.com/en/ who authorized my using of their tracks. I also layered the song correct.
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One of my 'classics', re-done with a better backing track.
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To say the least, this one sounds a LOT better with an actual guitar. . .the new version has been released!
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This one gets it's final make over with a real backing track.
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Finally redone with a better supporting track. I also cut out a lot of the outro and intro to make the song a little less ridiculous in length. . .considering there was no comedy or lyrics in those two sections. ..
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One of my bigger hits from P2-a song about a girl that has a huge crush on gay guys.
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One of my more popular originals, remastered without a midi.
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This song is a classic of mine, about the internet and what was once my favorite website. While I don't use so many of it's features any longer, I still feel the song represents an opinon shared by many and once the opinon of mine. It also, despite such few words, was one of my toughest parodies. Song with less words are actually more difficult to parody than your regular everyday song because you get less to work with, that's why I'm somewhat proud of this parody.
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It is to date the most downloaded, listened to and popular song I've done. I couldn't tell you why (honestly I thought it was sub-par by even my standards) This new take on it adds a real instrumental from my friends at karaoke-version.com and I used two different vocal octaves in this performance as opposed to the first one.
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A parody of Gin Blossoms' 'Hey Jealousy' about psychology. In this song, I act as the doctor whose patient killed his dad.
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My new and improved rendition of my first contending SOTM song from two years ago "Dead End Jobs"
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A parody about gambling of Michael Jackson's Billie Jean-one of his best songs before he got, well--that's not here or there--Billie Jean was a great song, this is my first parody of 2007, and one of the last for Project 2--P3 is coming
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Finally without a terrible midi, Squinting in the Dark has been recorded properly. Oh, sorry--I'm not usually a screamer type, so some parts will be very interesting :)
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An updated version of an unexpected hit that I did a while back.
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Without a midi, this Number One classic sounds far more funny and professional than ever before
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The re-recording of one of my older classics, using a real more soothing backing track.
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I've finally gotten around to doing the full version of this.
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A recording with a more pure backing track, day 8 of Daveapalooza, Ee-hee-hee. . .WOOO
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The first of 14 songs that account for Daveapalooza, the ending got messed up a bit, but it's 9:46 long, so please forgive me.
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One of the first 40 that were still old style, brought up to date with a much needed improved track.
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And yet another remastered old piece that desperately needed it.
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Below Average Dave, "Poor Insensitive Trolls" a parody of Disney's Little Mermaid, "Poor Unfortunate Souls"
A radio edit of my original song, spoken parts removed, I may re-post the original as a secondary option for download on my soundclick page. . .
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Below Average Dave, "Smelt You on the Bus Line" a parody of Marvin Gaye, "I Heard it Through the Grapevine"
My third most popular parody redone with a far more professional finish and overall sound, oh yeah and you may notice that midi track is gone.
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One of my last original works in the 40 that predated me using the professional set up, it has been redone with the set up and proper non-screechy backing track.
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Below Average Dave, "Anybody Seen My Dickies" a parody of The Rolling Stones, "Anybody Seen My Baby"
One of my older ones with a better recording. I swear it's about pants and my food :) Yeah so it sounds a bit dirty--but I'm not the one that named a clothing company "Dickies"
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My first semi-pro recording ever.
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My first SOTM podium and one of my most well known parodies both as a write and a recording.
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Written on a day when I was in an 'Evanescence' mood so to speak. . .I wrote several parodies of Evanescence songs that day, and this one was the most important message of the four, though I may record the others in the not so distant future. Remember, Don't Drink & Drive---Everyone loses when you do. Special thanks to http://www.karaoke-version.com/en/ for their permission to use their backing tracks for my songs. .
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This was a fun as heck song to do of a typical dance hit in the late 90's. Yes the picture really is my Mohawk. . .well was anyway. Special Thanks to karaoke-version.com for the awesome support track.
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A Song about ME and how crazy I am. . . .oh and it just happens that Billie Joe wrote it about himself and his problems. . .hmmm . .anyhow, karaoke-version.com once again made the kick @$$ track within days of me 'suggesting' the song, awesome site. . .badave.com for more!
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A parody of 'Strangers in the Night' about how some nights, you just have a blank mind when trying to write new lyrics. Special thanks to karaoke-version.com for their permission on the track.
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Though the parody was written about a specific situation, it does apply to dorks all over the internet who think that being rude is being cool, when in reality they are the ones who are pittied.
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I promise my ode to Truth or Dare would be recorded, sorry it took an extra day;)
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A Crazy parody about a guy who is scared of doctors, he discovers THE REAL horror when he gets out of the hospital . . . Bwahahahaha
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A Parody about Dance Dance Revolution (DDR for short) to the Green Day mega-hit 'Holiday'. This one is a rather difficult, but rewarding performance, just like DDR it's self.
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Below Average Dave, "Independent Turkeys Part Only" a parody of Destiny's Child, "Independent Women Part One"
A Thanksgiving parody of the Destiny's Child hit 'Independent Women' . . .Word of warning, I'm not Beyonce. Written as my first true holiday parody, a parody for Thanksgiving, though it may be the only Thanksgiving one I do, it won't likely be the last holiday parody in my life time. Special thanks to karaoke-version.com/en/ for licensing their permission to use their backing track.
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A Parody of Hella Good about New Years Eve and how it slaughters the other holidays.
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Pepsi Dependency, a parody of Fall Out Boy's Thnks fr th Mmrs (Thanks for the Memories). This one was fun to perform, and is the first time I've ever had to do four different parts overlapping at points, special thanks to Karaoke-Version.com/en/ as always.
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Written to a song that has a killer backing track and very smooth lyrics, awesome in every way as an OS. A parody of the hit song 'Love Foolosophy' by Jamiroquai
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Below Average Dave, "My Cell Phone Was Out of Minutes" a parody of The Charlie Daniels Band, "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"
The Devil Went Down to Georgia is easily the hardest performance I've had to date. . .though "Bat Out of Hell" and "Crazy in Love" are pretty close to.
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Below Average Dave, "Shake It Up, or it Will Taste Bland" a parody of Green Day, "Wake Me Up When September Ends"
A fun parody of a very serious original song.
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Parody of "Good Riddance" by Green Day:)
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Originally "The Heat Index" as a written parody, this one was altered a bit per Agrimorefee's suggestion:)
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Parody of Every Morning by Sugar Ray, famous for it's YouTube line:)
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Um, yeah I know--I over did it with this one. . .for the Chub and Proud like myself--It's the BLUBERINA!
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Wanna hear about a dip stick? Well here's a parody of "Frozen" by Madonna to explain just how much of a dip stick a dip stick can be.
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Day 2 of Daveapalooza results in the recording of this difficult OS. . .
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A parody about the popular magician David Blaine!
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Below Average Dave, "I Am Very Envious of Stuff That's Rather Worthless" a parody of Disney (Julie Andrews in Mary poppins), "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
One of my classics, yet never been in a contest, it was fun to read, it's more fun to listen (and sing) Daveapalooza continues!
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Below Average Dave, "Dropped! On the Center Stage" a parody of The Supremes, "Stop! In the Name of Love"
what a horrifying thought. . .
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One of the toughest songs possible to write, is even harder to record, makes all the other songs I've posted so far these two weeks look like a walk in the proverbial park.
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This one was one of those that hit me kinda awkwardly, but I wrote it anyway, and it is one of my most popular writes, so I felt it deserved a recording
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A popular song by hit counts as a write, gets a recording. . .
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Originally written during Artistry, it became a classic among my work.
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The original song is one of the most fun by The Bangles, and is often overlooked because of the Simon & Garfunkle version, here is my tribute to annoying pesky bugs that NONE of us want to deal with.
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Below Average Dave, "I Was Drunk Late One Night, Now I'm Daddy" a parody of R.E.M., "It's the End of the World As We Know It"
This one is one of my most demanding parody to date, and it is definitely NOT from personal experience, and I would have great sympathy if anyone ever has to live this story for real. Other than being a huge feat as a recording and write, this song also obtained my first SOTM Gold Medal at AmIRight. AmIRight is the largest parody writer's site on the internet and I am very grateful for the votes that helped me obtain that victory.
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A parody about the News in general to Alice in Chains 'No Excuses'
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A seven deadly sin parody, joining my Envy song to become the second of the seven to be recorded.
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The third seven deadly sin parody to be recorded, representing Greed .
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4th Seven Deadly Sin recorded, Wrath--the radio edit--Fun Fun Fun recording to perform!
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Below Average Dave, "Text Messaging Ain't Right" a parody of Third Eye Blind, "Semi Charmed (Kinda) Life"
One of the most fun parodies I've gotten to record to date and one of the most challenging at the same time.
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Below Average Dave, "Wannabe Breakin' Something" a parody of Michael Jackson, "Wannabe Startin' Something"
My medal winning song from May's SOTM contest. . .Oowie Ow, Oowie Ouch You Hurt Yourself!
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Below Average Dave, "I've Had Enough of Your Shtick Babe" a parody of Barry White, "Can't Get Enough of Your Love"
This one as a write had mixed reviews, well I recorded it anyway because I like it and some of my fans wanted to hear it done, so here is my parody of Barry White's 'Can't Get Enough of Your Love Babe'
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A new one: anytime you are in a vehicle and the driver has a bad moment, say "Squeal Good" I'm coining it for as "Squeal Good Moments" Have you seen "Squeal Good Moments"? Here's a song dedicated to them.
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Written, well, I don't know why, it just seemed odd-funny-different, you know all the things I strive for!
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I'm not 100% sure where the idea for this one hit me, but it did, and as I was writing it I was getting a good laugh from it, so I figured I must have done something right:)
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Written to be totally nuts, of course maybe not as funny as Antarctican Terrorist, nor as odd as the Tire Muncher, still a very "say what" song. . .
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A parody of Ben E King's Classic 'Stand by Me' about Back Pain.
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The deadly sin parody of Bohemian Rhapsody, the fifth deadly sin parody to be completed as a recording, the sin of Pride. . .
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It's the AmIRight Pizza Fight.
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Seek and you shall find :)
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A rather unusual parody by me, well then again after "Weenie on a Hot Bun" maybe not. . .
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Well, it's not my first emolicious song, it likely won't be my last. . .should be good practice for a song by Ethan on my upcoming slate:)
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Hey, no one can say this song doesn't deserve to be hit a few times. . .here is my ghoulish parody of it.
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GNOMES!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Because it's the truth.
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A fun parody of a fun OS about wanting to be a buffoon
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Below Average Dave, "I'm a Hottie in a Big Fat Body" a parody of Fall Out Boy, "It's Not A Scene, It's an Arms Race"
A SOTM entry from last year finally gets recorded, man scream singing is hard.
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Below Average Dave, "I Would Do Anything for Cash" a parody of Meatloaf, "I Would Do Anything for Love"
Meatloaf parodies are always fun to record, this one was no exception. I only wish this story didn't have quite as much truth to it as it does.
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A Crazy parody of Linkin Park's 'In The End' about all the insane fashion trends of today, the past, and maybe even the future.
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Well, it's had it's contest rounds, won in ABC and lost tie by virtue of tie break on the Led Zeppelin Artistry--but now it's recording, POTQ Maybe? I don't know, but the Airheads will not be pleased:)
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This one is one of my 'ten in the wing' hopefully something can be done about my CPU before i run out of releases, this one is a SOTM contender that finally gets a recording, including the rap part!
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Was going to be titled "I Took This Song and I Trashed It", but this is what this song is all about. . .insert a verb, insert a noun, walla--another parody is found! This is about the many--many---many parodies of "I Kissed a Girl", enjoy!
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Love him or hate him, his contributions to music, music video and his role in Weird Al's career cannot be denied. RIP, hopefully his tormented mind is now at peace.
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A bulking parody of "Lose My Breath" by Destiny's Child about steroid abuse (obviously not the girls--DC would never do that:))
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Jamiroquai's Virtual Insanity. . .with emphasis on the Insanity. . .and bartending!
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Below Average Dave, "I Am a Very Lazy Useless Selfish Individual" a parody of Gilbert & Sullivan, "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General"
The 6th deadly sin parody to be recorded, this one is about sloth. . .
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My little story about the corporate ladder!
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Bill Elson, "Glad to be an Obamacan" a parody of Lee Greenwood, "God Bless The USA"
I wrote these lyrics, not to disgrace an amazing song. My only goal, rather is to wake Americans before the Constitution and our Republic are put to sleep.
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Bill Tong & Friends, "Lead Junk" a parody of Loudon Wainwright III, "Dead Skunk"
Environmental parody about air, water, and land pollution.
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It's R.Kelly's newest "last song before jail" featuring a conversation with Michael Jackson. Just make sure you click prison if it doesnt start automatically
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Bob Cassella ft. guitar and drums by Sara Carter, "Wake My Dead Dog Up" a parody of Evanescence, "Bring Me To Life"
The unfortunate and ironic tale of a young boy, and the day his dog is hit by a Mack Truck.
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Bob Cassella, "Hunger" a parody of Britney Spears, "Stronger"
This is a new link for a previous submission! This link works! Go here for lyrics: http://www.crap.homestead.com/files/hunger.txt
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Bob Cassella, "Science Test" a parody of Avril Lavigne, "Sk8er Boi"
This is the story of a kid that cheats on his science test, and it changes his life forever.
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It's a thong song. Download and enjoy!
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Bob Ricci, "The New Song" a parody of Nickelback, "Photograph"
Parody of "Photograph" and every other song by Nickelback.
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Bob Ricci, "Mrs. Claus" a parody of Fountains of Wayne, "Stacy's mom"
It's about a man that has been cheating with Mrs. Claus.
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Brent Diggs (written by Jeff Ellis), "Extreme Hay Fever" a parody of The Monkees, "Daydream Believer"
This parody was recorded by Brent Diggs (www.ominouscomma.com) and written by Jeff Ellis (jeffreyellis.org/stinker/).
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Brian Beathard, "Damn It, I'm Vixen"
Brian Beathard, performs a new funny holiday country ballad lampooning Rudolph and the overabundance of credit he receives. The song, MP3, lyrics and other music are available for download.
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Bryan and Joseph Podwys, "Baby Went Crap" a parody of Sir Mix-a-Lot, "Baby Got Back"
Diaper Changing Theme Song
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