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Song Parodies -> "At IHOP Again"

Original Song Title:

"On the Road Again"

Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"At IHOP Again"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, right? Not for NJ Governor Chris Christie!!!
At IHOP again
Ordering big breakfasts- am overfed
Consumption at pancake houses never seems to end
Know I can’t face the number on my scale again!

At IHOP again
Stack those buttermilk cakes- belt loosened
Bring butter by the tub and syrup in gallons
Know I can’t face the number on my scale again!

At IHOP again
Going the way of John Candy and Chris Farley
Soon my life will end
I can’t stop gorging this way day-by-day
Gluttony, is America’s trend

Ordering big breakfasts- am overfed
My consumption at pancake houses never ends
Know I can’t face the number on my scale again!

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 11

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AFW - February 04, 2014 - Report this comment
In references to Candy and Farley....their downfall may not have been caused as much by I POP
Rob Arndt - February 04, 2014 - Report this comment
With Gov Christie I don't think it's just overeating- many claim that he is obsessive over bad breakfast foods and Krispy Kreme donuts. Not a good combo. I just hate to imagine all the fat jokes that will circulate if he decides to run for President in 2016. His weight, sadly, will be a target for criticism considering the obesity epidemic in the US. OTOH, maybe he'll promise a tax credit for obses Americans who lose weight through liposuction or gastric bypass surgeries. I can't weight to find out ;-)

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