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Song Parodies -> "Hello Waltz"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Walls"

Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Hello Waltz"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Hello Waltz - (hello) (hello)
Please forgive my two left feet,
Dancin' one-five
To your lovely three-four beat
Hard to trip this light fantastic,
My style's more the heavy weird
Lovely waltz
Don't tell Strauss...I appeared

Hello dance floor - (hello) (hello)
I disgrace your shine, oh Lord
With my bad steps,
Guess, by now, you're really board
Blame my clumsy on old Art Murray,
Class of Clinton with cigars
Springer'd beat me
On, "Dancing With The Stars"

Poise slipped away and left me all alone
Here on the floor
An apology to this nice tune
I would make Gene Kelly snore

Hello partner - (hello) (hello)
Sorry if I stepped on your toes
I know I should lead,
But on the floor there's no arr-ows..
Now that the waltz has ended,
You say, thanks, to be kind
But I'm real sure no more dances will be mine

Goodbye waltz..(goodbye, goodbye)

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

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Dave W. - October 18, 2013 - Report this comment
And here I thought, that anyone could waltz ....Guess I was mistaken...Though a Darn good job at writing and rhyming I must say...How are you at singing?...I thought I heard that Strauss died a ways back
AFW - October 18, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dave...don't believe what you read in my parodies..I waltz like a feather, and sing like a bird...:)
Jonathan - October 18, 2013 - Report this comment
this parody made me feel like dancing... unfortunately I do not possess the ability to do so... 5's
AFW - October 19, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jonathan...we all dance with words, here...maybe we could start our own show, "Dancing with the parodists"

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