Song Parodies -> John's An Older Man
| Original Song Title: | "On the Road Again" |
| Original Performer: | Willie Nelson |
| Parody Song Title: | "John's An Older Man" |
| Parody Written by: | Stormin Norman |
72 year old + 5.5 years as a POW + 4 bouts w/ Cancer = Older Man.... I would hire a taster for that bedtime glass of warm milk if Sarah's nearby, John....
John’s an older man
I’m just saying that John’s an older man
He was born the year that Jessie Owens ran
Vote John McCain if you want an older man
John’s an older man
He’s twelve years older than the Marshall Plan
He’s got a decade on the State of Pakistan
Vote John McCain if you want an older man
CHORUS 1:
John’s an older man
Life is grand without that information highway
Sending telegrams
And wishing that the world would run the old way, like in the old days
John’s an older man
I’m just saying that he’s an older man
The wife he loves is making sure he gets his bran
Vote John McCain if you want an older man
CHORUS 2:
John’s an older man
Life is grand who needs that information highway
Send those telegrams
Keep wishing that the world was like the old days, with those old ways
John’s an older man
I’m just saying he’s quite an older man
The wife he loves is making sure he gets his bran
Vote John McCain if you want an older man
Or vote John McCain if you’re a President Palin fan
I’m just saying that John’s an older man
He was born the year that Jessie Owens ran
Vote John McCain if you want an older man
John’s an older man
He’s twelve years older than the Marshall Plan
He’s got a decade on the State of Pakistan
Vote John McCain if you want an older man
CHORUS 1:
John’s an older man
Life is grand without that information highway
Sending telegrams
And wishing that the world would run the old way, like in the old days
John’s an older man
I’m just saying that he’s an older man
The wife he loves is making sure he gets his bran
Vote John McCain if you want an older man
CHORUS 2:
John’s an older man
Life is grand who needs that information highway
Send those telegrams
Keep wishing that the world was like the old days, with those old ways
John’s an older man
I’m just saying he’s quite an older man
The wife he loves is making sure he gets his bran
Vote John McCain if you want an older man
Or vote John McCain if you’re a President Palin fan
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dug it...especially liked the telegram bit
Palin may draw more votes.
Thanks for giving me the biggest laugh of my day (and it is after 6:30 in the evening). This is a winner. I'm going to sing it at all my gigs.
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