-> "VP: A Hot VP, Or Indigestion?"
Original Song Title:
"To Be, Or Not To Be"
Parody Song Title:
"VP: A Hot VP, Or Indigestion?"
VP: a hot VP, or indigestion?
Whether tis nobler to elect, then suffer
The yawns and snoring of outrageous boredom
Or to take charms across the Sea of Bering
As for the Russians, end them. Joe Bi-den: sleep --
What bore! -- and to his speech, there is no end;
His MIS-take, like the television sets
That Roosevelt spoke to. Nineteen TWEN-ty-nine? -- not;
What lout, he! No, my wish: -- To lie, to sleep --
To sleep, as in my dreams -- against her, rub
We wouldn't sleep; my breath and cream may come
Until we've shuffled off the mattress coil
And fin'lly pause. She gets respect
Like Jane (Calamity) for rural life. 
For who would bear the slips of tongue and time,
The restaurant, wrong; when beauty consumes me 
With pangs of distant love, the MILF I'd lay,
Perhaps not fit for office; but it burns
That based on merit, B. Obama fakes
While he himself has not a record made,
Just a vote fraud list. Why should we all care? --
Affronts we get during too-long campaign
But that the dread of something even worse:
The W and Cheney, from whose war
No soldier e'er returns; making us ill
And makes us rather toss a coin and vote
And choose two others that we know squat of.
There is one man, not coward like them all:
Bore Hanoi prison's cruel interrogation
Though sicklied o'er with a pale skin, quite wrought;
Not understand, nor quite in this moment.
From this poor lot, attention turns away
And voters choose inaction. Look you now --
The fairest Sarah! Nymph, thanks to Tina Fey
You'll always be remembered!
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