-> "What Child Is This? (WARNING: Highly Irreverent)"
Original Song Title:
"What Child Is This?"
William Chatterton Dix
Parody Song Title:
"What Child Is This? (WARNING: Highly Irreverent)"
What child is this, on Mary's lap?
Who spits and burps and takes a crap
Soils his diapers; won't take a nap
It must be baby Jesus
I chanced upon her one morn
Shortly right after He was born
"Why, pray, is your flower not torn?
"Have a child, not having been laid in?"
("Have a child, remaining a maiden?")
Said she, "Forsooth, 'twas a scary night
"I'm a virgin who misses the wooing
"The Holy Ghost was a Hellish fright
"Got knocked up without pleasure of screwing"
"All night with the King of Kings
"But then treated like a pariah
"Next morning, from phone: no rings
"Single Mom, with the future Messiah"
Quoth I, "Poor dear, said affair, more tears
"Be patient, please, for two thousand years:
"His descendant: Pres-end-ant Obama!"
 Merry Christmas! ... Astronomical evidence, e. g. the supernova (bright star) that the Wise Men saw, places Jesus' birth some time in August. Norse festivals celebrating the passage of the winter solstice and return of the Sun from the depths sorta got thrown into the mix along the way. Who cares? "Peace on Earth, good will to everyone" is a good idea year-round. Peace, TT
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