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Song Parodies -> "I Will Always Glove You"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Always Love You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Whitney Houston

Parody Song Title:

"I Will Always Glove You"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Hi there, it's me
Your doctor of Proctology
Drop 'em guy, I'll K Y
And this is bus'ness not intimacy..

Yes, I Will Always Glove You,
I Will Always Glove You,
You, my patient, you...hmmm

It's a job, must be done
Pretending can make it more fun
Choo choo train..tunnel lane,
Maybe a hot dog stuck in a bun...

Yes, I Will Always Glove You,
I Will Always Glove You..

And I hope we will not find
A problem with what you're reamed of,
Just in case, we will ask your pre-paid bill
Okay? just relax, here comes the glove..

I Will Always Glove You
I Will Always Glove You
I Will Always Glove You
I Will Always Glove You..
You, patient..I glove you,
Oooh, I'll Always, I'll Always Glove You..

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Leo Jay - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Some good stuff in there. "Reamed of" is a nice sub.
alvin rhodes - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
strangely elegant...5s
John Barry - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I think he got all five fingers up there--three times.
Michael Pacholek - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Gives a whole new meaning to "The glove doesn't fit."
Glove Man - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
The original song was actually written and performed by Dolly Parton long before Whitney Houston sang it.
Ricky Ticky Taffy - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
To Glove Man: who cares?
AFW - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks all for comments and votes... That's true, Glove Man...and I knew that..but since Whitney had the biggest hit with it...I used her version..
Stuart McArthur - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
although they're meant to be comforting words, not so much when the glove and the words belong to Michael Jackson - 555
Johnny D - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment
A sphinctorious contribution to the Anals of AmiRight Proctological Parodies!

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