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Song Parodies -> "DiRito"

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Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Guy left AIR before TT arrived, but it was quickly apparent that he was a legend, and why he was. So glad to see him back -- hope readers who DK him will check out his stuff. OS lyrics here. Nice MIDI here, but the site's background pic obscures everything so much that I had to put the browser in black&white mode to find the song title.


Most hilarious Guy I've ever read
DiRito, DiRito, DiRito...

Now, I can't pry his LOL lyrics from my poor head
DiRito, DiRito, DiRito
DiRito, DiRito...

I've just met a Guy named DiRito
And what a lucky catch
Each syllable, well-match, does he

He just came back here incognito
He's gone for sev'ral years
Then, poof! -- he reappears; Yippee!

Hypochondriac; illness, seeing
What poor kidneys! He's constantly peeing
Dirito-ville: fun, guaranteeing


Inspiration anew emergin'
Tells the tale of Sistine Pretzel Virgin
I plead, "Oh, go read!" Oh, I'm urgin'...

I am laughing so hard that tears, I shed
DiRi - i - i - to

All Guy DiRito songs that are linked, referenced, or cited are © Guy DiRito. All else © 2007 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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alvin - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
yes indeed.....itg great to have guy back in the fold
Walt Conner - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't know how I am going to keep up with you peeps... You even parody the parodies and parodies about site happenings... (head spinnin') This was clever and humerous 555
Guy - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
TT - What can I say? This caught me way off guard. You are far too kind to me. I'm sitting here totally typless. I am just totally pleased that I have my humor back finally and am able to once again enjoy this hobby of mine. You really made my day. Thanks my most esteemed associate. How could I not five this?
kristof Robertson - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
It's always good to have old friends back. Another TTTT (Terrific Tommy Turtle Tribute), and welcome back to the fold, Guy. 555
TT - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
alvin: yep. thanks.

Walt Conner: We're all certifiably insane... thanks Walt.

Guy: We too are glad you have your humor back, friend. Hope you'll be staying for a long time.

kristof Robertson: thanks kristof.
AFW - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Well deserved tribute for a guy named Guy
Guy - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh - I was so overwhelmed that I forgot to mention that I'm turning the madia (Mother's and Father's Italian Association) loose on the site tomorrow. And I forgot to thank the commenters. Thanks much to alvin, Walt, and Kristof. It feels great to be welcomed back as you all have proclaimed. .
Guy - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Re: My last comment. madia should be Mafia. I fat fingered the comment.
TT - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW, thanks.
Guy, didn't realize you were doing it to the same OS I was! lol.
TJC - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice, funny tribute to a great Guy, TT!
TT - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
TJC, thanks!
Andria - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
TT, I don't know if it would be allowed (Michael Pacholec does it all the time), but I would like you to write a song about me. I wrote 3 parodies (search under my name in "Parody Author"), I am 5'7 and 155 lbs. with a large chest, curly natural flame-red hair that nearly reaches my knees, beautiful blue eyes, very light skin, an angelic voice, a (normally) sweet, loving, lovable personality, I work as a high-school guidance counselor, I have an IQ of 103, I live in south-central South Dakota, I love gardening and Clive Cussler novels and I drive a lightly customized black 1972 Chevy Cheyenne shortwide pickup. If you would write a song about me, that would be wonderful. Great tribute, by the way, and although I am only allowed to vote once, 555 for both you and DiRito.

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