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Song Parodies -> "My Sister"

Original Song Title:

"Maria"

Parody Song Title:

"My Sister"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

In case it's not clear to some readers, these parody songs are jokes. OS lyrics here. Midi here.
My sister...

She hit puberty; strange new feelings stirred
My sister
My sister, my sister, my sister...

All the beautiful girls in the world; none would do this nerd
My sister
My sister, my sister, my sister
My sister, my sister,

My sister!
I just went to bed with my sister
And suddenly her name
Will never be the same to me

My sister
I just had hot sex with my sister
And from now on that dame
Undoubtedly fair game
She be!

My sister
For two years, I've been cousin laying
For variety: brother, Ben, gaying
My sister
My mother, dismaying;
Insist, her

But I kissed her and twist her; fist her still
My sister!


© 2006 Tommy Turtle.

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Pacing: 4.8
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Agrimorfee - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
You sick puppy...er turtle!
alvin rhodes - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
tammyturtle !
Stuart McArthur - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Tommy - there is a line!
but god knows where that is - nice execution of a hmm, original idea ;-) - 555
TT - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee and Stuart McArthur, thanks, and my lame excuse is that this is not the first incest parody on this site... Wouldna' have if I hadn't seen others do it and be well received :) alvin, lol, thanks.
Dee Range - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
555 Now do Garth Brooks...IF MY SISTER NEVER COMES!!
Larry Hensley - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Well done, 555
Red Ant - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Isn't incest normal for turtles? ;-) Great stuff here TT. 5s. Stu - apparently that line exists on the beach, and is washed away twice a day.

Tommy Turtle: I saw your suggestion for "While My Guitar Gently Weeps". I'll have to pass for two reasons: First, I don't dislike the OS. Second, I've already parodied it.

I've a dare/challenge perhaps bolder than Dee Range's: "Love Spreads" by the Stone Roses. I know you DKTOS, but Google the lyrics if you get a chance.
AFW - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Good job....I have an incest theme parody coming in today...delayed action on our ESP
TT - April 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Dee Range, thanks...DKTOS, but would certainly be a good title switch for this topic... Larry Hensley, thanks... AFW, thanks; must be the Aliens interfering with our brainwaves again... looking forward to it.

Red Ant, (lol) thanks... your respnse to Stu, lol and clever too! :) .... I looked at those lyrics... Holy S**t!, so to speak.... I get an image of a Black female Jesus, being hurt and crucified... "sister" there may mean the generic term for Afr-Amer. women rather than sibling??? ... Anyway, thanks for the idea, but I think I've done enough with my sister. HEY, wait a minute!!!... I meant..... oh, wtf, n/m.
Kat - April 29, 2006 - Report this comment
ummmmmmmmmmmm.................................yeah
TT - May 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Kat, ummmmmmmmmmmm...........thanks.
Stan Hall - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Don and Phil (and enquiring minds) wan to know:
How did you exist without your sister?
Never had her on your mind
'til the first time you entwined
Ever know what you'd missed 'fore your sister?

:-)
Tommy Turtle - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Stan Hall, good one... ya oughta finish that into a full parody and post it :-) .... Hey, Jerry Lee Lewis did his 13-yr-old cousin, right? So... what's the problem :) ;) ... thanks for v/c, Stan
Glen S - March 30, 2012 - Report this comment
I know you're good, but I gotta dock some points for this one. For shame, TT. DOn't get blisters from sisters.
Tommy Turtle - March 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Glen S: No problem with docking points, but I wish that those who did would explain *why* -- so that maybe TT could learn something, or at least, understand? ... unexplained down-votes don't help one to improve, but at least you're not anonymous. Those are useless. Sorry if you were offended. Thanks for read, and, I hope, elaboration.
Glen S - March 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Just fyi, i was docking fake 'Glen' points, not real ones. you still get top marks from my vote, although the 'Glen' points are way cooler
Tommy Turtle - March 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Gles S: Whew! ... but how does one earn Glen points -- and lose them? :-D

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