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Song Parodies -> "Hindu Afterlife"
Original Song Title:
"Amish Paradise"
Original Performer:
Weird Al Yankovic
Parody Song Title:
"Hindu Afterlife"
Parody Written by:
Michael R Angora
The Lyrics
well actually, this song is not meant to offend anyone, but if u are offended please do come and kick my ass once in a while
HINDU AFTERLIFE
As I walk through the temple where I pee on thy brain
I take a book of my life and realize its very lame
But that’s ok for a Pundit like me
For I worship silly things like pineapple trees
At 3:40 in the morning I worship cows
In the noon I worship chickens and fig tree boughs… Om
Well we’ve been worshiping cattle so long that
Even shiva thinks we should tighten our thongs
I’m a man of this land I’m into worshipping
I persecute low castes and don’t let them in
But let in all of them whores who jingle my chimes
And then we worship gods, all of them at one time
We’re worship day and night living in a hindu afterlife
We’re full of shit but we act nice living in a hindu afterlife
Killing lower castes is nice living in a hindu afterlife
We burn Pastors once or twice living in a hindu afterlife
A local girl came into my temple last week
Then I begged to her for just one little peek
I really got scared that she might go out and tell
Cause my erect little uncle had started to swell
And I ain’t never touched a girl who came in to just worship
Other pundits tell me dude you don’t need a permit… Om
So I took the little bitch and screwed her like crap
I’m a hindu you see, we all worship like that
If you ever come to India don’t bring Jesus here
Cause we’ve killed a 100 pastors and keep Christians in fear
But we don’t deal with saints who pay their conver-sion fare
We’re all still immorally impaired
Worship cows, worship mice and Tulsi trees
And a million deities
Like the sewage lines of Paris, France
We’re as shit filled as can be…
We’re worship cats and mice living in a hindu afterlife
We’re just freaks who’re organized living in a hindu afterlife
We burn Christians once or twice living in a hindu afterlife
We do things the devil might living in a hindu afterlife
Giving milk to shiva! Giving Krishna butter!
Today I’ll kill a Pastor and then I’ll kill his mother!
Think you like Lord Jesus? I use converts for my darts!
And I know a million Christians who die when I fart!
I’m that tricky little pundit all hindus wanna be like
Killing people everyday to send them to their next life
So give me change make sure its shiny
Or my son I have to shove a trident up your heine
We’ve wasted most our lives living in a hindu afterlife
We’re like crazy dogs that bite living in a hindu paradise
There’s no moral rules or rights living in a hindu paradise
If you’re a missionary take flight and get off the hindu afterlife!
As I walk through the temple where I pee on thy brain
I take a book of my life and realize its very lame
But that’s ok for a Pundit like me
For I worship silly things like pineapple trees
At 3:40 in the morning I worship cows
In the noon I worship chickens and fig tree boughs… Om
Well we’ve been worshiping cattle so long that
Even shiva thinks we should tighten our thongs
I’m a man of this land I’m into worshipping
I persecute low castes and don’t let them in
But let in all of them whores who jingle my chimes
And then we worship gods, all of them at one time
We’re worship day and night living in a hindu afterlife
We’re full of shit but we act nice living in a hindu afterlife
Killing lower castes is nice living in a hindu afterlife
We burn Pastors once or twice living in a hindu afterlife
A local girl came into my temple last week
Then I begged to her for just one little peek
I really got scared that she might go out and tell
Cause my erect little uncle had started to swell
And I ain’t never touched a girl who came in to just worship
Other pundits tell me dude you don’t need a permit… Om
So I took the little bitch and screwed her like crap
I’m a hindu you see, we all worship like that
If you ever come to India don’t bring Jesus here
Cause we’ve killed a 100 pastors and keep Christians in fear
But we don’t deal with saints who pay their conver-sion fare
We’re all still immorally impaired
Worship cows, worship mice and Tulsi trees
And a million deities
Like the sewage lines of Paris, France
We’re as shit filled as can be…
We’re worship cats and mice living in a hindu afterlife
We’re just freaks who’re organized living in a hindu afterlife
We burn Christians once or twice living in a hindu afterlife
We do things the devil might living in a hindu afterlife
Giving milk to shiva! Giving Krishna butter!
Today I’ll kill a Pastor and then I’ll kill his mother!
Think you like Lord Jesus? I use converts for my darts!
And I know a million Christians who die when I fart!
I’m that tricky little pundit all hindus wanna be like
Killing people everyday to send them to their next life
So give me change make sure its shiny
Or my son I have to shove a trident up your heine
We’ve wasted most our lives living in a hindu afterlife
We’re like crazy dogs that bite living in a hindu paradise
There’s no moral rules or rights living in a hindu paradise
If you’re a missionary take flight and get off the hindu afterlife!
No copyright, if u can make it more offensive or groovier then go for it!
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I dare you to rewrite this and change it to Islam.
When do we get the video?
That's too raunchy, but it's a good version of the original song. I can hear that lilting Indian accent.
Amazing indeed! I laughed and laughed a lot, full of humor and informations though. Lol.
Keep writing man, we are waiting for more songs like that.
I read it on 19 okt. but i guess it was not enough for me so i came here to read it once more and trust me man, its hillarious and provokative. Perhaps i copy it and keep it in my favourite. Thanks a lot once more for puting your enrgy on this matter. Keep writing.
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