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Song Parodies -> "Dangle Balls"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bells"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Dangle Balls"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Dangle Balls, Dangle Balls
On the Christmas tree
Glistening between the limbs
And they once belonged to me

A night or two ago,
I thought I'd take a ride
Stopped off at Bambi's Place
Let a few drinks slide

There were some ladies there
I think one's name was Marge
I don't remember closing time
Just something dark and large...Oh..

Dangle Balls, Dangle Balls
On the Christmas tree
My wife caught me messin' round
Now, the decoration's me

Dashing, I don't go
'Cause it hurts to walk or trot
Not much Christmas cheer
Sit on ice a lot
The John Wayne Bobbitt thing
Back to mind is brung
I refuse to laugh at smart ass friends,
Who say, "I'm really hung !"

Oh, Dangle Balls, Dangle Balls
On the Christmas tree
My wife caught me messin' 'round
Wish they still belonged to me

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carol - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
well dangle me! this is a scream. 555
alvin rhodes - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
i think i'll just go with the stringed popcorn..funny one
AFW - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, carol, alvin
Rick C - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Hangs funny. 555
AFW - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick C
Spaff.com - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Fantastic stuff. "Now the decoration's me" is classic.
Phil Alexander - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I wrote a song a while back on a very similar sort of topic... funny, if somewhat eyewatering :-)
PMS - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I am nuts for this song!

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