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Song Parodies -> "Dangle Balls"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Dangle Balls"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Dangle Balls, Dangle Balls
On the Christmas tree
Glistening between the limbs
And they once belonged to me
A night or two ago,
I thought I'd take a ride
Stopped off at Bambi's Place
Let a few drinks slide
There were some ladies there
I think one's name was Marge
I don't remember closing time
Just something dark and large...Oh..
Dangle Balls, Dangle Balls
On the Christmas tree
My wife caught me messin' round
Now, the decoration's me
Dashing, I don't go
'Cause it hurts to walk or trot
Not much Christmas cheer
Sit on ice a lot
The John Wayne Bobbitt thing
Back to mind is brung
I refuse to laugh at smart ass friends,
Who say, "I'm really hung !"
Oh, Dangle Balls, Dangle Balls
On the Christmas tree
My wife caught me messin' 'round
Wish they still belonged to me
On the Christmas tree
Glistening between the limbs
And they once belonged to me
A night or two ago,
I thought I'd take a ride
Stopped off at Bambi's Place
Let a few drinks slide
There were some ladies there
I think one's name was Marge
I don't remember closing time
Just something dark and large...Oh..
Dangle Balls, Dangle Balls
On the Christmas tree
My wife caught me messin' round
Now, the decoration's me
Dashing, I don't go
'Cause it hurts to walk or trot
Not much Christmas cheer
Sit on ice a lot
The John Wayne Bobbitt thing
Back to mind is brung
I refuse to laugh at smart ass friends,
Who say, "I'm really hung !"
Oh, Dangle Balls, Dangle Balls
On the Christmas tree
My wife caught me messin' 'round
Wish they still belonged to me
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well dangle me! this is a scream. 555
i think i'll just go with the stringed popcorn..funny one
Thanks, carol, alvin
Hangs funny. 555
Thanks, Rick C
Fantastic stuff. "Now the decoration's me" is classic.
I wrote a song a while back on a very similar sort of topic... funny, if somewhat eyewatering :-)
I am nuts for this song!
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