Howling wind, are you listening,
On the road, snow is glistening,
Moving van slips,
Oh, what a trip,
Unpacking in a winter wonderland.

Found a house that's just right,
Here to stay day and night.
The moving men late,
How long should we wait?
Unpacking in a winter wonderland.

Finally the moving men show up here,
Seven thousand boxes to unload.
Piano won't fit through the front door - oh, dear,
We'll have to go round back where there's no road.

Blizzard rages, getting harder,
Icy ramp dampens ardor.
One more cold wet run,
We're finally done
Unpacking in a winter wonderland.

Now the van is stuck upon the hillside.
Anyone know where the shovels are?
We must return the van tonight or be fined.
Should get gas, but the station's much too far.

As it snows in Wyoming,
Van arrives in the gloaming.
They made us pay,
The rental folks way,
But we're unpacked in a winter wonderland.