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Song Parodies -> "Deck The Halls"

Original Song Title:

"Deck The Halls"

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Parody Song Title:

"Deck The Halls"

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The Lyrics

Deck The Halls with Berry, Halle
Fa, la,la,la,la la,la,la,la,
Help old Santa get his jollies,
Fa, la,la,la,la, la,la,la,la,

Don, we know, has gay apparel
Fa, la,la,la,la, la,la,la,la,
Goldie's ex and Ewell tried Carol
Fa, la,la,la,la, la,la,la,la,

See the raising jewels before us
Fa, la,la,la,la, la,la,la,la
Hide the carp with Joy and Doris
Fa, la,la,la,la la,la,la,la

Get the tape and we'll all measure
Fa, la,la,la,la, la,la,la,la
Swing with two, have yuletide pleasure
Fa, la,la,la,la, la,la,la,la

Guzzle up, the old beer sloshes
Fa, la,la,la,la, la,la,la,la
Flail and play, but wear galoshes
Fa, la,la,la,la la,la,la,la

Let us orgy all together,
Fa, la,la,la,la, la,la,la,la
Do your own thing, if you'd rather
Fa, la,la,la,la, la,la,la,la

Fa, la,la,la,la la, la, la, la.....

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 10

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Phil Alexander - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
You've been reading too much Duncan, methinks ;-) Very funny.
dude - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
met paceing well but, overall it sucked!!!!!!!!!!!!! [haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
AFW - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Phil...and got the wrong parody...the other one is "Suck the Halls"..and it sucks.. Actually, Phil.....I had written these last week....and really didn't copy Rick Duncan...just poor timing, I guess..since he came out with something along the same theme, yesterday...
alvin rhodes - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
santa wants silk and nookie ?....damn..i thought they said "milk and cookies"
Red Ant - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
You had me with the first line. Funny one.
John Barry - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Jaunty, fivesy. You know why Santa and Mrs. Claus don't have children. Because he only comes once a year, and that's down the chimney.
Michael Pacholek - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I was wondering when someone was gonna work "don we now our gay apparel" into a parody. Come to think of it, doesn't "apparel" sort of rhyme with "Edmund Fitzgerald"? Nah, don't do it, Mike, it ain't worth it...
AFW - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, Red Ant, John, and Michael
Alpha Skua - December 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Santa's helpers are all Elf Employed and all make toys ecept for Hermey he is Dentists after all and he is very busy after christmas after all the sweets
TAMAA THE BIRD 1000 VOICES - November 26, 2018 - Report this comment

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