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Song Parodies -> "Suck The Halls"

Original Song Title:

"Deck The Halls"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Suck The Halls"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Suck The Halls to soothe your sore throat
Fa,la,la,la,la la,la, la,la
Let's all sing, despite our poor throat
Fa,la,la,la,la la,la, la,la

Laced with waste of euchalyptus
Fa,la,la,la,la la,la, la,la
Doesn't work, I think they gyped us
Fa,la,la,la,la la,la la,la

Smelled it on the breath of Darryl
Fa,la,la,la,la, la,la, la,la
Lost his lozenge kissin' Carol
Fa,la,la,la,la la,la la,la

Need a mouth like Karlof, Boris
Fa,la,la,la,la la,la la,la
Stronger than a brontosaurus
Fa,la,la,la,la la,la la,la

Sucked The Halls till they were melted
Fa,la,la,la,la la,la la,la
Bob did too, and then he fell dead
Fa,la,la,la,la la,la la,la

Fa,la,la,la,la la, la, la, la

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alvin rhodes - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
rah !...or should that be "raw ! "
John Barry - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
From coughin' to coffin.
Agrimorfee - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
A throat-clearing 555 for you (too bad this couldn;t be recorded with fear of litigation!!) !
AFW - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, John, and Agrimorfee....Actually I do not specify it as a commercial product...could be the halls down at the local high school, technically..
2Eagle - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Better you should try chicken soup.
AFW - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks, 2Eagle

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