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Song Parodies -> "I Would Do Anything When Drunk(But I Won't Do That"
Original Song Title:
"The Little Drummer Boy"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I Would Do Anything When Drunk(But I Won't Do That"
Parody Written by:
Dee Range
The Lyrics
Other than a few embellishments, exaggerations, and outright lies, the following could be a true story. I can't remember if I was the bartender or the rum drinker
"Rum", I told him, "please pour me some rum"
"I'll need to see I.D. before you get rum"
And though I'm just fourteen I hand him my mum's
It says I'm fifty three with hair to my bum, I just play dumb, barkeep says "Hummmmm"
But he honors it and pours me some rum
Here it comes
Little tipsy, I drink some more rum
I am a poor boy too, I drink the cheap rum
I have no cash to tip, the barkeep's quite glum
I feel just like a King, I drink some more rum, then some more rum, needing some Tums
Soon, I need the loo, I'm nauseous and bummed
From that rum
Did not make it, I up-chuck the rum
Break-fast and lunch come too, along with my gum
Bartender's sprayed with puke, we started to scrum
He knees me in the crotch, and breaks both my thumbs, beat like a drum, till the cops come
Ice on my scro-tum, my nuts are still numb
Bigger than plums
"I'll need to see I.D. before you get rum"
And though I'm just fourteen I hand him my mum's
It says I'm fifty three with hair to my bum, I just play dumb, barkeep says "Hummmmm"
But he honors it and pours me some rum
Here it comes
Little tipsy, I drink some more rum
I am a poor boy too, I drink the cheap rum
I have no cash to tip, the barkeep's quite glum
I feel just like a King, I drink some more rum, then some more rum, needing some Tums
Soon, I need the loo, I'm nauseous and bummed
From that rum
Did not make it, I up-chuck the rum
Break-fast and lunch come too, along with my gum
Bartender's sprayed with puke, we started to scrum
He knees me in the crotch, and breaks both my thumbs, beat like a drum, till the cops come
Ice on my scro-tum, my nuts are still numb
Bigger than plums
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The name of this parody is THE Little Rummy Boy. A freak computer malfunction, over and over, kept putting the wrong name in the parody title box.I'll email Chucky to try and fix this. Sorry about that.
messed up title or not, this is an absolute scream...bravo
ROTF!! 555+
This is MUCH better than TOS, even the botched parody title adds charm to it! Outstanding!
Botched title or no, you've managed to drum up some fives.
I laughed my bum off! 5s
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh! And heh heh.
LOL!! I think this is soooo funny!! I don't care if you put the wrong parody title or not; that adds to the hilarity. 5-5-5 =)
That's right; it kicks it up a notch.
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