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Song Parodies -> "Deck Santa Claus with a big punch"
Original Song Title:
"Deck the Halls with Bell and Holly?"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Deck Santa Claus with a big punch"
Parody Written by:
Josh 2
The Lyrics
DIE SNTA DIe..........German for The Santa The (shifty eyes)
Deck Santa Claus with a big punch
Fa la la la la, la la la la
People say he kissed my mommy
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Santa Claus has got a glass jaw
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Got his big ass stuck in a door
Fa la la la la, la la la la
I did not get what I wanted
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Now I'm gonna write a letter
Fa la la la la, la la la la
The fat git stole all of milk
Fa la la la la, la la la la
His dumb reindeer took the mince pies
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Deck Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Fa la la la la, la la la la
And poison the other Reindeer
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Come and join me taking out Nick
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Deck Santa Claus with a big punch
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la la la, la la la la
People say he kissed my mommy
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Santa Claus has got a glass jaw
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Got his big ass stuck in a door
Fa la la la la, la la la la
I did not get what I wanted
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Now I'm gonna write a letter
Fa la la la la, la la la la
The fat git stole all of milk
Fa la la la la, la la la la
His dumb reindeer took the mince pies
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Deck Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Fa la la la la, la la la la
And poison the other Reindeer
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Come and join me taking out Nick
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Deck Santa Claus with a big punch
Fa la la la la, la la la la
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Tasteless, rhymeless, pointless -- your stocking, presentless.
Amen Michael. The title of TOS is actually "Deck The Halls" by the way. And it's not "with bell and holly" it's "with boughs of holly". A bough is a bunch of holly in this case.
Ah. i beleive I have now found the guys who give me ones. Reporting your to Chucky reporting you to Chucky ole ole ole ole
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