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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus is Gummin' it Down"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus is Comin' to Town"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Santa Claus is Gummin' it Down"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Oh, his teeth are all gone
He can't afford plates
His mouth is pale pink
I'm tellin' ya' mates,
Santa Claus is Gummin it Down !

He's clenchin' his fist
Bangin' it twice
Gettin' damn sick
Of oatmeal and rice
Santa Claus is Gummin it Down !

He never done no flossing
He never brushed a tooth
Went through miseries and cavities
Back when he was still a youth..

So, ya better watch out,
Brush after meals
Or you could be facing
Santa's ordeals
Santa Claus is Gummin' it Down !

Had an awful lot of visits
From the tooth fairy, so sad
He should have saved the cash he got
Needed root canal real bad

Now, he's sippin' on cokes
Suckin' on plums
When you ain't got a "Toot"
It's gummy gum gums..
Santa Claus is Gummin' it Down !

Poor Santa Claus is Gummin' it Down !

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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carol - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
three 5's for you and some gummy bears for poor old Santa!
AFW - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, carol...cute comment...Merry Christmas..
Rex - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
The molar the merrier... fun idea!
AFW - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rex..clever comment
John Jenkins - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Rudolph will be relieved that Santa doesn't eat reindeer meat. Very well done, AFW.
AFW - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, John...Merry Christmas to you, and all AmIrighters
Adagio - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Very cute!! I'll leave a bowl of softened cookie dough and milk. : D One minor pacing flub, but very good!
Huff - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Perfect pacing. 555
AFW - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio, and Huff...Merry Christmas
Kat - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Very cute.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 01, 2006 - Report this comment
It took me some time to digest it, but what a plum!

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