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Song Parodies -> "99 A-something Pills Still Remain"

Original Song Title:

"99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"99 A-something Pills Still Remain"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

I wrote this degenerate ditty a long time ago and then I forgot about it, now I can't even remember what it's about, but I have posted it anyway, maybe you can tell me what A-something stands for! ;-)
Day 1:
99 A-something pills still remain
99 A-something pills
'Cos I have an A-something affected brain
99 A-something pills still remain

Day 2:
99 A-something pills still remain
99 A-something pills
'Cos I have an A-something affected brain
99 A-something pills still remain

Day 3:
99 A-something pills still remain
99 A-something pills
'Cos I have an A-something affected brain
99 A-something pills still remain

Day 4:
99 A-something pills still remain
99 A-something pills
'Cos I have an A-something affected brain
99 A-something pills still remain

Day 5:
99 A-something pills still remain
99 A-something pills
'Cos I have an A-something affected brain
99 A-something pills still remain

Day 6:
99 A-something pills still remain
99 A-something pills
'Cos I have an A-something affected brain
99 A-something pills still remain

Day 7:
99 A-something pills still remain
99 A-something pills
'Cos I have an A-something affected brain
99 A-something pills still remain

Etc
© Peter Andersson.

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Red Ant - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
433, pacing's off in the 3rd line and it would be funnier to me (I suppose) if this parody I wrote a while ago wasn't true:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/gunsnroses10.shtml
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree that the subject isn't necessarily that funny, I came up with the parody idea for it on the fly by when I found myself in a room with no idea as to why I had gone there in the first place, and this type of thing has happened to me... not a lot but now and then over the years.
Red Ant - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, from what I've heard (which isn't much and may be incorrect), keeping an active mind over the years can help prevent this. Given how active your imagination is (a firm compliment), I don't think you have any worries. I can see it now, in the year 2065 when you're at the century mark telling your friends "I remember back in 2005, that bastard Red Ant gave me a 4-3.... Hey, anyone want to sing 99 Bottles of Beer...!?". ;-)
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx Red Ant. In the year 2065 we'll all be living on that constructed golden sand beach island in Bahrain that is now inhabited by Michael Jackson, because by when I have won the powerball and employed the rest of you so that you can come and live there too and write and record and to hit the world market with at least one full parody album per day to enrich me further. Beer will of course be on the house 24/7. Oh, and Alzheimers is not hereditary in my family so I'm not that worried, I'll probably be able to chip in myself once in a while when the rest of you need a hangover break. :-)

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