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Song Parodies -> "Up On The House, Plop!"

Original Song Title:

"Up On The Housetop"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Up On The House, Plop!"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Up On The House, Plop!
Reindeer poo
I suspect old Santa, too
Down thru' the chimney
There seeps the smell
Goes up our nose, and it stinks like hell..

Ho, ho, ho!
That's where they go
Ho, ho, ho!
That's where they go
Up On The House, Plop!
Plip! plip! plip!
Right down the chimney
Some will drip..

First comes the stocking of little Nell,
Oh, dear, Santa! Would he? Well...
That's not a dolly that laughs and cries
Looks like a Baby Ruth, the same size..

Ho, ho, ho!
That's where they go
Ho, ho, ho!
That's where they go
Up On The House Plop!
slick, slick, slick
Comes down the chimney
To make us sick..

Next comes the stocking of little Will
Oh, just see what an awful fill
Wanted a hammer and lots of tacks
But, he got the results of Ex-lax..

Ho, ho, ho!
That's where they go
Ho, ho, ho!
That's where they go
Up On The House Plop!
Ick, ick, ick!
He ain't a Saint,
He's a Nasty Nick!

He ain't a Saint,
Just a Nasty Nick!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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alvin rhodes - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
now THERE'S a novel concept...
Tim Mayfield - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Up on the house we put a loo, now the deer can go somewhere too. 5's
Royce Miller - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought this was going to be about someone climbing up to put up decorations, lights, etc, then they fall...but alas, another assault on poor Santa...
John Barry - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Up on the housetop, there's a pause/That refreshes. Coke? No, logs. 5s
Rex - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Santa's not the only one who leaves presents. Fun!
carol - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
rotten reindeer! You'd think Santa would at least put them in reindeer rompers. 555
Stephen aka Step-chan - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Santa needs to be arrested for defecation in public, 555.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't think that either the reindeers or Santa has to go like that, I think they can do it in mid air, and since they travel faster than the speed of light it'll just end up as "poop of unknown dimensions".
AFW - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, Tim, Royce, John, Rex, Carol, Stephen, and Peter...you mean, like poo in orbit...there's another parody theme
Dee Range - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
No pooper scooper laws can keep these 5's out of your stocking. Merry Christmas AFW!
stuart mcarthur - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
yeah, where all the reindeer pooh goes is another credibility gap not picked up by those youngsters - good point AFW - 555
Rick C - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
What would the holidays be without a holiday poo party. :-) 555
AFW - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dee, and Merry Christmas to you, and all, here at A.I.R. and thanks, Stuart, and Rick C.
Alpha Skua - October 08, 2017 - Report this comment
I UP ON THE HOUSE TOP CLICK,CLICK,CRASH,SANTA FORGET TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH
WannaSpriteCranberry? - December 07, 2018 - Report this comment
Up where the bells ring ding dang dong, Down through the chimney comes donkey kong, Puts some bananas under your tree, But Nani caught him so he had to flee.
Alpha Skua - November 26, 2019 - Report this comment
Click Click Crash Dasher tripped on a roof vent

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