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Song Parodies -> "Twelve Christmases in Pitssburgh"
Original Song Title:
"The Twelve Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Twelve Christmases in Pitssburgh"
Parody Written by:
Michael T. Mondak
The Lyrics
Residents of Pittsburgh should know that they should have knowledge of at least twelve things that could have been given to them for Christmas from the city.
On my first Pittsburgh Christmas, my true love sent to me
A replica of "The Bridge to Nowhere"
On my second Pittsburgh Christmas, my true love sent to me
Two Pittsburgh Penguins
And a replica of "The Bridge to Nowhere"
On my third Pittsburgh Christmas, my true love sent to me
Three Party City's
Two Pittsburgh Penguins
And a replica of "The Bridge to Nowhere"
On my fourth Pittsburgh Christmas, my true love sent to me
Four Super Bowls
Three Party City's
Two Pittsburgh Penguins
And a replica of "The Bridge to Nowhere"
On my fifth Pittsburgh Christmas, my true love sent to me
FIVE MAYORAL DEBATES!
Four Super Bowls
Three Party City's
Two Pittsburgh Penguins
And a replica of "The Bridge to Nowhere"
On my sixth Pittsburgh Christmas, my true love sent to me
Six Clue Crew videos
FIVE MAYORAL DEBATES!
Four Super Bowls
Three Party City's
Two Pittsburgh Penguins
And a replica of "The Bridge to Nowhere"
On my seventh Pittsburgh Christmas, my true love sent to me
Seven percent sales tax
Six Clue Crew videos
FIVE MAYORAL DEBATES!
Four Super Bowls
Three Party City's
Two Pittsburgh Penguins
And a replica of "The Bridge to Nowhere"
On my eighth Pittsburgh Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eight cuts on the budget
Seven percent sales tax
Six Clue Crew videos
FIVE MAYORAL DEBATES!
Four Super Bowls
Three Party City's
Two Pittsburgh Penguins
And a replica of "The Bridge to Nowhere"
On my ninth Pittsburgh Christmas, my true love sent to me
Nine NightTalk Nabobs
Eight cuts on the budget
Seven percent sales tax
Six Clue Crew videos
FIVE MAYORAL DEBATES!
Four Super Bowls
Three Party City's
Two Pittsburgh Penguins
And a replica of "The Bridge to Nowhere"
On my tenth Pittsburgh Christmas, my true love sent to me
Ten shows of "Jeopardy!"
Nine NightTalk Nabobs
Eight cuts on the budget
Seven percent sales tax
Six Clue Crew videos
FIVE MAYORAL DEBATES
Four Super Bowls
Three Party City's
Two Pittsburgh Penguins
And a replica of "The Bridge to Nowhere"
On my eleventh Pittsburgh Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eleven o'clock newscasts
Ten shows of "Jeopardy!"
Nine NightTalk Nabobs
Eight cuts on the budget
Seven percent sales tax
Six Clue Crew videos
FIVE MAYORAL DEBATES!
Four Super Bowls
Three Party City's
Two Pittsburgh Penguins
And a replica of "The Bridge to Nowhere"
And on my twelfth Pittsburgh Christmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve champion sports teams (since the 70s)
Eleven o'clock newscasts
Ten shows of "Jeopardy!"
Night NightTalk Nabobs
Eight cuts on the budget
Seven percent sales tax
Six Clue Crew videos
FIVE MAYORAL DEBATES!
Four Super Bowls
Three Party City's
Two Pittsburgh Penguins
And a replica of "The Bridge to Nowhere"!
A replica of "The Bridge to Nowhere"
On my second Pittsburgh Christmas, my true love sent to me
Two Pittsburgh Penguins
And a replica of "The Bridge to Nowhere"
On my third Pittsburgh Christmas, my true love sent to me
Three Party City's
Two Pittsburgh Penguins
And a replica of "The Bridge to Nowhere"
On my fourth Pittsburgh Christmas, my true love sent to me
Four Super Bowls
Three Party City's
Two Pittsburgh Penguins
And a replica of "The Bridge to Nowhere"
On my fifth Pittsburgh Christmas, my true love sent to me
FIVE MAYORAL DEBATES!
Four Super Bowls
Three Party City's
Two Pittsburgh Penguins
And a replica of "The Bridge to Nowhere"
On my sixth Pittsburgh Christmas, my true love sent to me
Six Clue Crew videos
FIVE MAYORAL DEBATES!
Four Super Bowls
Three Party City's
Two Pittsburgh Penguins
And a replica of "The Bridge to Nowhere"
On my seventh Pittsburgh Christmas, my true love sent to me
Seven percent sales tax
Six Clue Crew videos
FIVE MAYORAL DEBATES!
Four Super Bowls
Three Party City's
Two Pittsburgh Penguins
And a replica of "The Bridge to Nowhere"
On my eighth Pittsburgh Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eight cuts on the budget
Seven percent sales tax
Six Clue Crew videos
FIVE MAYORAL DEBATES!
Four Super Bowls
Three Party City's
Two Pittsburgh Penguins
And a replica of "The Bridge to Nowhere"
On my ninth Pittsburgh Christmas, my true love sent to me
Nine NightTalk Nabobs
Eight cuts on the budget
Seven percent sales tax
Six Clue Crew videos
FIVE MAYORAL DEBATES!
Four Super Bowls
Three Party City's
Two Pittsburgh Penguins
And a replica of "The Bridge to Nowhere"
On my tenth Pittsburgh Christmas, my true love sent to me
Ten shows of "Jeopardy!"
Nine NightTalk Nabobs
Eight cuts on the budget
Seven percent sales tax
Six Clue Crew videos
FIVE MAYORAL DEBATES
Four Super Bowls
Three Party City's
Two Pittsburgh Penguins
And a replica of "The Bridge to Nowhere"
On my eleventh Pittsburgh Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eleven o'clock newscasts
Ten shows of "Jeopardy!"
Nine NightTalk Nabobs
Eight cuts on the budget
Seven percent sales tax
Six Clue Crew videos
FIVE MAYORAL DEBATES!
Four Super Bowls
Three Party City's
Two Pittsburgh Penguins
And a replica of "The Bridge to Nowhere"
And on my twelfth Pittsburgh Christmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve champion sports teams (since the 70s)
Eleven o'clock newscasts
Ten shows of "Jeopardy!"
Night NightTalk Nabobs
Eight cuts on the budget
Seven percent sales tax
Six Clue Crew videos
FIVE MAYORAL DEBATES!
Four Super Bowls
Three Party City's
Two Pittsburgh Penguins
And a replica of "The Bridge to Nowhere"!
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Hurray for Pittsburg, and your parody.
Why, thank you Royce.
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