Farewell to Osama Bin La-di-den
Farewell to the ol' Taliban
Farewell to my radical training-camp
Where they found me in Afghanistan

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With an Allah-U Allah-U Akh-bar
Allah-U Allah-U ay
Allah-U Allah-U Akh-bar
Now I'm bound for Guantanamo Bay

All the West is just full of philanderers
Everything they say is a lie
And I've been force-fed propagandarers
That Satanic infidels must die

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And it ain't that I needed much urgin'
To send unbelievers to Hell
But I'll get me 'bout six dozen virgins
If while killing, I kill me as well

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Now, it ain't that we've got us infec-shee-yuns
It ain't that they don't give us clothes;
But we ain't getting UN inspec-shee-yuns
So what goes on here, nobody knows

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And the time spent in here is quite tortuous
Done nowt suicidal of late
Will I ever use what Al-Q taught to us?
Oh, those virgins will just have to wait

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Now all you young Islamist radicals
Take warning by what I do say,
They've got us here by the gonadicals
So don't come to Guantanamo Bay