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Song Parodies -> "Guantanamo Bay"

Original Song Title:

"Botany Bay"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Guantanamo Bay"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Hard to believe nobody's done this before... I guess that not enough people know the OS
Farewell to Osama Bin La-di-den
Farewell to the ol' Taliban
Farewell to my radical training-camp
Where they found me in Afghanistan

With an Allah-U Allah-U Akh-bar
Allah-U Allah-U ay
Allah-U Allah-U Akh-bar
Now I'm bound for Guantanamo Bay

All the West is just full of philanderers
Everything they say is a lie
And I've been force-fed propagandarers
That Satanic infidels must die


And it ain't that I needed much urgin'
To send unbelievers to Hell
But I'll get me 'bout six dozen virgins
If while killing, I kill me as well


Now, it ain't that we've got us infec-shee-yuns
It ain't that they don't give us clothes;
But we ain't getting UN inspec-shee-yuns
So what goes on here, nobody knows


And the time spent in here is quite tortuous
Done nowt suicidal of late
Will I ever use what Al-Q taught to us?
Oh, those virgins will just have to wait


Now all you young Islamist radicals
Take warning by what I do say,
They've got us here by the gonadicals
So don't come to Guantanamo Bay

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Total Votes: 5

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alvin rhodes - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
don't know the OS but i enjoyed it...5s
carol - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
what Alvin said 5's
Peter Andersson - November 19, 2005 - Report this comment
What Alvin and Carol said. :-)
Phil Alexander - November 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks... can't help wondering: does anybody else know this song?
Richard # - November 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I know the song. Actually one of the few you've parodied where I can hear the melody in my head while I read the lyrics. Most enjoyable.
Ken C - April 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I learned that one in Grade One. Helps if you're an Aussie. The OS is Botany Bay, written as a music-hall ditty in the 1860's or later during the last days of Transportation to Australia

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