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Song Parodies -> "Cat Don't Get No Nookie"

Original Song Title:

"Pop Goes The Weasel"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Cat Don't Get No Nookie"

Parody Written by:

Carol Brown

The Lyrics

In the house and on the floor
The kitty tossed his cookies
Balls whacked off at the vet's
Ha! he don't get no nookie

Thinks he's bad rough and tough
Don't know he's just a rookie
Grabs a bite then out to fight
He still don't get no nookie

Scraps with all the feral cats
Takes on the neighbor's pit bull
Close your eyes ignore the howls
Or you will get an eye full!

Chases sister cat around
Hops on top of brother
Got beat up good and sound
When he mounted mother!

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AFW - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Poor kitty...funny premise...5's
Yet Another Dutchman - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Heh, heh, heh... That cat has both libido and bravado problems... 555
carol - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW and YAD
stuart mcarthur - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
that cat's definitely still on the steep part of the learning curve, carol - LOL - 555
MrMacphisto - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL
carol - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks Stuart and MrMacphisto
LucidLupin LeeBee - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant! Reminds me I must ring the vet TODAY.... before I end up with even more kittens! 555
linda - March 02, 2006 - Report this comment
you sound like a dude, yuck to this sickie stuff
carol - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
drop dead linda my parodies beat yours any day of the week and twice on sunday. go get laid.
Lorac - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
rise live linda my parodies lose to yours any day of the weak and twice on Sunday. Stay give stand up
carol - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
your comment is as lame, boring and stupid as you are. get laid.

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