Pins and needles
Hurt me so
When they go
Up my nose
Pins and needles
Hurt me so
Please play fairly

Run with scissors
Down the hall
Then you bawl
Cause you fall
On the scissors
Point is small
Cut severely

Throwing lawn darts
In the yard
Threw too hard
Caught off guard
Gouged by lawn darts
Now I'm scarred
Hit head squarely

Biking by cliff
Had to cough
Couldn't stop
Then fell off
Of the steep cliff
And went plop
Landing roughly

Found a stapler
In the drawer
You were bored
You used four
Toe and stapler
Stuck to floor
You screamed clearly

Pounding hammer
On your thumb
Hurt you some
That was dumb
Ball-peen hammer
Made you hum
Very loudly

Tennis racket
To the face
Left it's trace
Such disgrace
Made a racket
In this place
Dashing spritely

Fell down staircase
Sixteen flights
Not too nice
Needed ice
Took the staircase
Paid the price
Bruised up smartly

Hit the corner
Of the bed
With your head
And it bled
Nice sharp corner
Now it's red
And quite messy

Stuck your finger
In socket
Glowed a bit
Then you quit
Blackened finger
Of dim wit
Shocked revoltly

Cute piranha
In a bowl
It's their goal
To be full
Tease piranha
Pay the toll
Finger's tasty