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Song Parodies -> "Escape of Clementine"
Original Song Title:
"Clementine"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Escape of Clementine"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
The original song has many verses; there was only so much I could write about a llama......
In a cavern, in a canyon
Storing missiles and land mines
Lived Osama and a llama
And her name was Clementine
Oh my darling, oh, my darling
Oh, my darling Clementine
You must look for an escape route
Dreadful sorry, Clementine
She was nothing like a fairy
And her hooves were number nine
There was ammo in big boxes
Life was bad for Clementine
Oh my darling, oh my darling
Oh my darling Clementine
You must look for an escape route
Dreadful sorry, Clementine
She was looking for some water
One morning about nine
And she found a secret passage
She escaped, dear Clementine
Oh my darling, oh my darling
Oh my darling Clementine
Find yourself a green oasis
Fare thee well, dear Clementine
Storing missiles and land mines
Lived Osama and a llama
And her name was Clementine
Oh my darling, oh, my darling
Oh, my darling Clementine
You must look for an escape route
Dreadful sorry, Clementine
She was nothing like a fairy
And her hooves were number nine
There was ammo in big boxes
Life was bad for Clementine
Oh my darling, oh my darling
Oh my darling Clementine
You must look for an escape route
Dreadful sorry, Clementine
She was looking for some water
One morning about nine
And she found a secret passage
She escaped, dear Clementine
Oh my darling, oh my darling
Oh my darling Clementine
Find yourself a green oasis
Fare thee well, dear Clementine
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So randomly funny! I love it!
Thank you Mitch---
Boom,pow,Blam,teenie weenie peices
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