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Song Parodies -> "Mike Tyson Is Bonking For Money"
Original Song Title:
"My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Mike Tyson Is Bonking For Money"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
Former Boxing World Heavyweight Champion Mike Tyson, who retired his uppercut after an unsuccessful clinch earlier this year, is allegedly to make a career changing come back in Adult Industry World Unknown Weight Champion Jenna Jameson later this year, so apparently her manager is the second one in her posse to go for the Snatch of the Year award!
Mike Tyson is bonking for money
Mike Tyson, through entrepreneurs
Mike Tyson's on top of a honey
Mike Tyson's back up and mature
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma'am
You're sure looking better than Buster D
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma'am
As you're getting down for a fee
Mike Tyson's to rumble the jungle
of silver screen poop tarts and hos
His fourteen inch manhood's not fungal
Backed up by Viagra it grows
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma'am
You're sure looking better than Holyfield
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma'am
At least till this ass deal is sealed
Mike swears he won't nibble your ear lobe
He swears, if you just sign the check
Mike swears he'll get out of the ring robe
He swears he'll be done in a sec
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma'am
You're sure looking better than Leon Spinks
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma'am
Unless the director's Don Kinks
Mike Tyson, I guess, will be fisting
And Jenna likes bondage and cream
The trailer might come with a listing
I fear that it might be extreme
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma'am
You're sure looking better than Bruno, Frank
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma'am
Though mouthpiece or not, you're a skank
Mike Tyson, through entrepreneurs
Mike Tyson's on top of a honey
Mike Tyson's back up and mature
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma'am
You're sure looking better than Buster D
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma'am
As you're getting down for a fee
Mike Tyson's to rumble the jungle
of silver screen poop tarts and hos
His fourteen inch manhood's not fungal
Backed up by Viagra it grows
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma'am
You're sure looking better than Holyfield
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma'am
At least till this ass deal is sealed
Mike swears he won't nibble your ear lobe
He swears, if you just sign the check
Mike swears he'll get out of the ring robe
He swears he'll be done in a sec
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma'am
You're sure looking better than Leon Spinks
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma'am
Unless the director's Don Kinks
Mike Tyson, I guess, will be fisting
And Jenna likes bondage and cream
The trailer might come with a listing
I fear that it might be extreme
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma'am
You're sure looking better than Bruno, Frank
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma'am
Though mouthpiece or not, you're a skank
© Peter "Bonecrusher" Andersson.
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Poop tarts - that's a new one.
Are they really seriously contemplating this? OUCH! I'm not so sure that's a real good idea, safety-wise...
ROFL! Is this why they call him "Iron" Mike?
impeccable pacing=5, NON-repetetive=5, goofy as hell=5... and VERY educational!
A highly overrated p0rn actress and a washed up boxer make for a funny parody here.
Great concept and execution. Glad I gave an ear to it...555
2Eagle: I guess so, I came up with it as I wrote.
Paul Robinson: It’s probably a rumour of the test balloon kind, if enough retailers (no pun intended) shows interest in carrying the title (again, no pun intended) it will get done.
Phil Alexander: And if he can’t get it up it might be Irony Mike from thereon
John Ulvang: Educational, I didn’t really think of that, but I’m namedropping 4½ of his most famous opponents so I guess so. Ulvang? Isn’t that a Norwegian name?
Red Ant: I got/had cable about the same time Jenna broke through and I can tell you that before all the piercing and tattoos and in her 20s she was the kind of girl that could keep you up (no pun intended) till midnight just to see if they were gonna run one of her movies.
Rick C: A Mike Tyson parody without an eeary pun would be like a Tiger Woods parody without the word golf, if the movie really happens I might do a whole parody based on something by Ear Supply. :-)
(SOTM) Wow, what creativity! 555
(SOTM) This was funny.
(SOTM) Ha! Hilarious idea.
(SOTM) I had to get an older JJ film for "parody research" and agree with you that she was much better in her earlier works. Now, if you will excuse me I need to double check my findings!
(SOTM) I guess I don't know enough of this subject, because I'm getting silly images. : ) Good parody!!
It is very difficult to take Mr. Tyson seriously, and this parody does an excellent job of putting his shortcomings into perspective. Well done, Bonecrusher.
SOTM...so much for my bet with the world that "Gigli" would go down in history as the most horrible thing to ever be seen on film...dammit. ; )
(SOTM) T.K.O. in the 5th round!
(SOTM) Excellent song :-)
(SOTM) A great and hilarious idea!
(SOMT) Song of Mike Tyson 5's
This is hi-freaking-larious, Peterchyd. I especially like the stuff you created on the spot, like "poop tarts" and "Don Kinks." Please get Jenna Jameson for the video.
True story (stop me if I've told this one before): I was in the video store a while back and saw a black box with an obvious porn title: DONKING. It surprised me because this was the sort of place that doesn't carry adult stuff. So of course I grabbed the box for a closer look. DON KING. I'm still disappointed.
True story (stop me if I've told this one before): I was in the video store a while back and saw a black box with an obvious porn title: DONKING. It surprised me because this was the sort of place that doesn't carry adult stuff. So of course I grabbed the box for a closer look. DON KING. I'm still disappointed.
Wow, really? I swear, I am so out of the loop. So he's not the champ anymore, then? Kidding; very funny stuff and some great rhyming.
(SOTM) Still love it. I did a parody on Tyson too: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditionalchristmas8.shtml Check it out, will ya?
(SOTM) There's still someone out there who would have him? For money? Wow, maybe I should try a career change.
SOTM. Loved the ear-nibbling dig."You Made Me Bite" is my parody on that subject. This is one of your best, Peter. And, if true about Jenna, I'm burning all her videos :-)
How did I miss this? (The news story AND the parody)..this is a TOWERING effort, Peter! 555
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