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Song Parodies -> "Oh, Holey Knight"

Original Song Title:

"O Holy Night"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Oh, Holey Knight"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Oh, Holey Knight !
Thou excels not in fencing
So runneth through
Thee leaks just like a sieve

Virgin, thy blade
It's steelness non-dispensing
Sad, be thy plight
To receiveth, never give..

Don't duel, be cool..
Accept a coward's choices
Beg for band aids,
Changeth thy vest, 'tis torn

Fall on your knees,
Beg, "Please!" with panicked voices
Oh, Knight, decline !
To fight, you weren'teth born..

Oh, Knight, Oh, Holey Knight, Oh, Knight, decline
Oh, Knight, Oh, Holey Knight.
Oh, Knight, decline...!
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Overall Rating: 4.4
Total Votes: 8

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alvin rhodes - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
i giveth thee fives...this is pretty funny stuff
John Barry - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
A jousting jest. 5s
Rick C - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Joust in time, I found you joust in time. Good one....555
Johnny D - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
You can lance if you want to!
AFW - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks all, for votes and comments
Serafina - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Missed this one yesterday...nicely done... 5-5-5 ;)
Blue Ant - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Seems like I missed it too...good work.

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