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Song Parodies -> "Ronald Mcdonald Had A Fast Food Emporium"
Original Song Title:
"Old Mcdonald Had A Farm"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Ronald Mcdonald Had A Fast Food Emporium"
Parody Written by:
Helen Rees
The Lyrics
Sing this as you pass those golden arches...Sing louder, if you have to drown out a bunch of children, or your own inner child.
Ronald McDonald had a fast food emporium
ee i ee i o
And in that fast food emporium he lured some kiddies
ee i ee i o
with a wee toy here and a free toy there
here a swing, there a slide
'gwan mum?' til you want to hide...
Ronald McDonald had a fast food emporium
ee i ee i o.
Ronald McDonald had a fast food empire
ee i ee i o
And in that empire he had some rainforest
ee i ee i o
With a zzzzzzz-moo, and a zzzzzzz-moo there
Here a buzz, there a low - see those displaced people go....
Ronald McDonald had a fast food empire ee i ee i o
And in that empire he had some trans fats
ee i ee i o
With a (insert puking sound of choice here) here
and a (ditto) there
Here a (ditto) there a (ditto)
Everywhere a (ditto ditto) -
Ronald McDonald had a fast food empire
ee i ee i -
Oh.
ee i ee i o
And in that fast food emporium he lured some kiddies
ee i ee i o
with a wee toy here and a free toy there
here a swing, there a slide
'gwan mum?' til you want to hide...
Ronald McDonald had a fast food emporium
ee i ee i o.
Ronald McDonald had a fast food empire
ee i ee i o
And in that empire he had some rainforest
ee i ee i o
With a zzzzzzz-moo, and a zzzzzzz-moo there
Here a buzz, there a low - see those displaced people go....
Ronald McDonald had a fast food empire ee i ee i o
And in that empire he had some trans fats
ee i ee i o
With a (insert puking sound of choice here) here
and a (ditto) there
Here a (ditto) there a (ditto)
Everywhere a (ditto ditto) -
Ronald McDonald had a fast food empire
ee i ee i -
Oh.
Feel free to add a verse...
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I came into this with high hopes...but if you can't get the pacing right(or even close) on a nursery rhyme..... Seems more like just a rant about Mickey-D's than a whole-hearted parody. Next time....hold the cheese. 222
Well.... The pacing is so off, I can't sing it with the original... (not that I can sing period)
Well, sometimes it's fun to deliberately screw up the pacing, as you did with your title, with so many syllables. I think people fail to see the humor in that, sometimes, cause I've tried it. Hey, if you found pleasure in writing it, drink (eat?) it up. And you did succeed in making some good points about Mcdonalds.
I didn't even recognize The Original Song (TOS) by the parody title and the pacing as has been pointed out is not good ( okay, it is really bad ). The fact that it is not good is unitentionally hilarious though, and all McD's slams are welcome. 255, though work on pacing more ( much more ).
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