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Song Parodies -> "My Arwen is sexy and gorgeous"
Original Song Title:
"My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"My Arwen is sexy and gorgeous"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
This is a follow up to a previous parody named "I'm dreaming of a cloned Arwen" (http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/bingcrosby64.shtml) and as we all know from all these documentary science fiction movies, cloning is a sure recipe for trouble...
My Arwen is sexy and gorgeous
My Arwen's a Venus with arms
My Arwen is sexy and gorgeous
But why'd I succumb to her charms?
Do this! Do that!
She's making me clean out the kitchen sink
Do this! Do that!
But boy, she looks pretty in pink!
My Arwen's the treat of the household
I'm jumping when she says the word
My Arwen's the treat of the household
But sometimes she flips me the bird
She'll pout! She'll pout!
I know in her juice there's no vinegar
She'll pout! She'll pout!
So why am I bringing her myrrh?
My Arwen is pretty to look at
My Arwen is sexy and hot
My Arwen is pretty to look at
But why did I aim for the lot?
No slack! No slack!
She's making me wash all her underwear
No slack! No slack!
I shouldn't have cloned her, I swear!
My Arwen's a Venus with arms
My Arwen is sexy and gorgeous
But why'd I succumb to her charms?
Do this! Do that!
She's making me clean out the kitchen sink
Do this! Do that!
But boy, she looks pretty in pink!
My Arwen's the treat of the household
I'm jumping when she says the word
My Arwen's the treat of the household
But sometimes she flips me the bird
She'll pout! She'll pout!
I know in her juice there's no vinegar
She'll pout! She'll pout!
So why am I bringing her myrrh?
My Arwen is pretty to look at
My Arwen is sexy and hot
My Arwen is pretty to look at
But why did I aim for the lot?
No slack! No slack!
She's making me wash all her underwear
No slack! No slack!
I shouldn't have cloned her, I swear!
© Peter Andersson. (Venus? Venus de Milo of course! http://www.kottke.org/plus/photos/200105europe/venusdemilo.jpg)
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Great song, Peter, although you do know you're in for a fight over the fair Miss Evenstar, don't you? Even if she is only a clone of the original Great One. :-D
Great job, Peter! Many FAB-ulous lines. OMG, I just looked over to the right of the screen and there is an ad there for an Arwen Evenstar Pendant! It's got to be a sign, Peter. If I were you, I would ask Elrond for her hand while your Venus still has arms. Oh yeah, 5s
Not familiar with this OS. Does Arwen infact have an E-mail newsletter? If not how does everyone get the info on her?
Instead of washing her underwear, you should buy her new stuff...and send me the old :-))
Pretty good, except... YOUR Arwen? She's got all of the guys lining up for a prize.
#1...You bet your ass I look pretty in pink...
#2...How did you know that flipping the bird is one of my favorite hobbies?
#3..."She'll pout?" Yeah...pretty much gets you 5s right there...you KNOW that pouting happens to be my speciality...
#4...If ever there were a request to clone me, I'd have to decline. Like the world could handle even one more of me...; )
GREAT JOB, K1!!!!
p.s. I feel the need say a bit to the commenters...
Adam....awwww...
Rick...don't be ridiculous...since when do I respect my father's wishes?
Red Ant...I have no secrets from the people on this board...I tell them everything. But yes, I do send out informational emails for a small fee, as well...or, I would...
Dee...you are naughty...that's all I'm going to say...
Michael...that's right...put up your dukes. Nothing makes me happier than a guy who's willing to fight for me...=)
#2...How did you know that flipping the bird is one of my favorite hobbies?
#3..."She'll pout?" Yeah...pretty much gets you 5s right there...you KNOW that pouting happens to be my speciality...
#4...If ever there were a request to clone me, I'd have to decline. Like the world could handle even one more of me...; )
GREAT JOB, K1!!!!
p.s. I feel the need say a bit to the commenters...
Adam....awwww...
Rick...don't be ridiculous...since when do I respect my father's wishes?
Red Ant...I have no secrets from the people on this board...I tell them everything. But yes, I do send out informational emails for a small fee, as well...or, I would...
Dee...you are naughty...that's all I'm going to say...
Michael...that's right...put up your dukes. Nothing makes me happier than a guy who's willing to fight for me...=)
Arwen: Instead of betting my ass, can I cop yours? ;-)
Thanks for doing the commenting-commenting for me BTW, maybe I should write all my parodies about how hot you are? ;-)
Oh, and for that ”Nothing makes me happier than a guy who's willing to fight for me” you get this bonus verse:
We’re fighting for Arwen at High Noon We’re fighting for Arwen ‘til Death We’re fighting for Arwen at High Noon And look, she is holding her breath!
Thanks for doing the commenting-commenting for me BTW, maybe I should write all my parodies about how hot you are? ;-)
Oh, and for that ”Nothing makes me happier than a guy who's willing to fight for me” you get this bonus verse:
We’re fighting for Arwen at High Noon We’re fighting for Arwen ‘til Death We’re fighting for Arwen at High Noon And look, she is holding her breath!
well, duh...of course she is...lol....nice job...5s
Arwen's pout ..... rrrrrowwwrrrr .... 5s
You can't win, Know1. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine. (Shameless "Star Wars" reference)
K1...that's a negative...there will be no ass copping...but I love the extra verse...=) And you don't have to do ALL of your parodies about how hot I am. There is also how smart I am...how funny I am...how clumsy I am...(though not always considered a desirable trait, it works wonders for me in the 'she is such an endearing idiot' category)...shall I continue...?
alvin..."well, duh" is right! =)
Johnny...the pout...of course...=)
Mr. Pacholek...shameless "Star Wars" reference or not...you never cease to make me grin...=)
alvin..."well, duh" is right! =)
Johnny...the pout...of course...=)
Mr. Pacholek...shameless "Star Wars" reference or not...you never cease to make me grin...=)
Okay, I always thought that "Wild Thing" was the weirdest love song I had ever heard, but I think this overrules that.
This parody was posted on my birthday...I was away from the computer for the whole day; hence I haven't had a chance to see it yet. Anyway, I really liked this one; it made me smile. Nice work. :)
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