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Song Parodies -> "If You Don't Know Who To Come For, Come For Me"
Original Song Title:
"If You're Happy And You Know It"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"If You Don't Know Who To Come For, Come For Me"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
That's it! Osama, I've had it with you, this world isn't big enough for the two of us any longer, I'm calling you out to settle this once and for all, the old fashioned way, mano a mano, no minions, just you and me, on Main Street, at High Noon, and remember to dress up in something you'll feel comfortable in on Lit de Parade!
If you don't know who to come for, come for me
If you don't know who to come for, come for me
I'm so tired of your grating
Take a timeout from your hating
Down the corner I'll be waiting
Come for me!
If you don't know who to come for, come for me
If you don't know who to come for, come for me
I don't care that I'm a layman
If you show up we've a game on
Got a bullet with your name on
Come for me!
If you don't know who to come for, come for me
If you don't know who to come for, come for me
Take the word from this here Whitey
If your God is so almighty
Why's an ass your Aphrodite?
Come for me!
If you don't know who to come for, come for me
If you don't know who to come for, come for me
If you're busy with your mother
There's a donkey or another
Who can fill your place as lover
Come for me!
If you don't know who to come for, come for me
If you don't know who to come for, come for me
Waste no time to check your Rhesus
I will blow your ass to pieces
From the inside out you're faeces
Come for me!
If you don't know who to come for, come for me
I'm so tired of your grating
Take a timeout from your hating
Down the corner I'll be waiting
Come for me!
If you don't know who to come for, come for me
If you don't know who to come for, come for me
I don't care that I'm a layman
If you show up we've a game on
Got a bullet with your name on
Come for me!
If you don't know who to come for, come for me
If you don't know who to come for, come for me
Take the word from this here Whitey
If your God is so almighty
Why's an ass your Aphrodite?
Come for me!
If you don't know who to come for, come for me
If you don't know who to come for, come for me
If you're busy with your mother
There's a donkey or another
Who can fill your place as lover
Come for me!
If you don't know who to come for, come for me
If you don't know who to come for, come for me
Waste no time to check your Rhesus
I will blow your ass to pieces
From the inside out you're faeces
Come for me!
© Peter Andersson.
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Undeniably one of (if not) THE greatest Bin Laden-bashing parodies on the site. It's clever, fast paced, genius. Brilliantly done 555+
Great rhyming, you'd think that this would be an easy song to parody, but it must have been hard to write so geniously. Maybe I'm exaggerating? Anyway, 555
Love is such a weak word for how I feel about this parody! Fabulous job, K1! All the donkey lines are my favorites!
Just fantastically funny, with a great message . Super high 5's, Peter
hilarious, Peter - some very funny well-paced rhymes in this one - 555
Heh heh heh!
I liked it because it didn't have to be about Osama to work. Someday he will be a memory. Some sophisticated ribbing here. 555
Peter is calling out Osama!! Hehehe, I think you have your July SOTM entry here with this.=)
(in a war-like chant) Peter, Peter, Peter!!
SOTM- I stand beside my other comment.
[SOTM] Aww, I wanna vote again : (
(SOTM) Felt like clapping my hands with it traditionally. I liked it. 5's
very good Osama bashing song, 5s across the board
(SOTM) Now, if only Bush would call out Osama...
(SOTM) :-)
(SOTM see above
SOTM--Beat his *** K1!
(SOTM) Still loving this!
(SOTM) See above, heh heh heh
(SOTM) And the wind blows 5 tumbleweeds across the street...
(SOTM) When you finally get him Peter then you can make "Old Osama bought the farm". ;-)
(SOTM) Simply marvelous! Loved the "Aphrodite/ ass" line, among others....555
(SOTM) gee, I almost stole my own comment - some very funny rhymes, Peter!
(SOTM) *claps hands* Hilarious rhymes throughout. Take a bow.
Thought I'd commented on this already... obviously voted 'cause the vote didn't take. Excellent, Peter.
SOTM--I wasn't quite sure I'd dig a parody of this OS...as it's so repetitive...but this is FABulous, K1!! =)
(SOTM) Excellent :-)
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