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Original Song Title:

"Joy To The World"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Troy To The World (a movie review)"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Troy To The World, Who cares? Who sees?
On HBO, it plays
Brad Pitt's deltoids
Reflect steroids
Won't buy the Dvd's
Won't buy the Dvd's
Won't bu-uy...won't buy-uy-uy
The Dvd's

Troy To The World, an epic log
No "Holly" it's all "Wood"
Orlando Bloom
Should meet his doom
Because he's in this dog
Because he's in this dog
Becau-ause...becau-au-ause
He's in this dog

Troy To The World, is not enjoyed
Great scope to battles fought
But, how long, now
Can one say, "Wow"?
Reel waste of celluloid
Reel waste of celluloid
Reel wa-aste...reel wa-a-aste
Of celluloid

Troy To The World, will not bring joy
A bad flick, all around
One part, "The End"
I recommend
To Troy a big thumb's down
To Troy a big thumb's down
To Tro-oy...To Tro-oy-oy
A big thumb's down...

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Stuart McArthur - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Brad did look kinda weird but I'm ashamed to say I actually liked the movie - don't worry, I'm having it looked into - 555
Red Ant - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Never heard the traditional just TDN's version. Arwen is going to have a fit on the Orlando Bloom/doom couplet.=)
alvin rhodes - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
a parody and a movie review in one fell swoop........nice job...5s
Arwen - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice work, AFW...=) One of the best ways for me to beeline to a parody is to see the words "Arwen is going to have a fit" in a comment on board...=)

No worries, Red Ant...I LOVED the movie, but didn't like Orlando in it. What a wimp. But Brad did a little bit for me...even though I hate him, now. And I can't believe you have't heard the Christmas song, "Joy to the World." (insert shocked emoticon here)
Rick C - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Nicely done, AFW. I watched the movie a few days ago. I thought it was OK but, not great. This I liked though...5s
Michael Pacholek - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
THIS JUST IN: Vin Diesel to star in a remake of "The 7th Voyage of Sinbad." Paris Hilton to play his love interest. Now, in all seriousness: I, too, was expecting the Hoyt Axton/Three Dog Night version. So I'm going to take care of it right now. It should be up tomorrow.
AFW - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart. didn't really hate the movie...just thought..it should have had more emoting..Thanks, Red Ant...guess you were thinking of the Hoyt Axton song with the, "Jeremiah was a bullfrog" line....Thanks, Alvin.....Thanks,Arwen..glad I didn't unleash your wrath..Thanks, Rick C...and thanks, Michael...I thought about using it , instead of this song, but this one fit the idea, better..will watch for yours..I would expect Sinbad, himself..to star in that film, instead of Vin, though..
Peter Andersson - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll take the chance to plug for historical knowledge and the parody I wrote after seeing this movie (it's a bit messed up by redfoxitis, but readable if you're willing to overlook that):

http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/motrhead0.shtml

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