-> "Here Come The Waltons"
Original Song Title:
"Here Comes Santa Claus"
Parody Song Title:
"Here Come The Waltons"
The Lyrics
Here come the Waltons
Here come the Waltons
With plans for a new Wal - Mart
The construction people
And all their machinery
Coming down Route 18
Machines are steaming
People screaming
They don't want this Wal - Mart
They can't appeal
It's too late now
The Wal - Mart is being built
Here come the Waltons
Here come the Waltons
With plans for a new Wal - Mart
They've got blueprints
To build on the site
Next to a car dealership
All the citizens just protested:
"This ain't a pretty sight"
We don't know
What else we'll get
When they finish this Wal - Mart
Here come the Waltons
Here come the Waltons
With plans for a new Wal - Mart
Their project could
End up all finished
By the end of the year
Sam Walton's laying in his grave
And would be proud to build one here
But citizens
Will get used to it
When they open the new Wal - Mart
Here come the Waltons
Here come the Waltons
With plans for a new Wal - Mart
The one they have that is already here
Is already up for sale
The protesting will finally cease
When they replace the old regular store
I hope we get Target
Or Party City
When they open the new Wal - Mart
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