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Song Parodies -> "Here Come The Waltons"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Here Come The Waltons"

Parody Written by:

Michael T. Mondak

The Lyrics

This is my second parody about Wal - Mart following the success of my earlier song "Team Wal - Mart Supercenter". The Wal - Mart that Hermitage is getting is the Wal - Mart that nobody wanted. Hell, I could have protested when the zoning board gave Wal - Mart the green light to build a new supercenter on Route 18. So, I gotta do it, here is my newest song about Wal - Mart.
Here come the Waltons
Here come the Waltons
With plans for a new Wal - Mart
The construction people
And all their machinery
Coming down Route 18
Machines are steaming
People screaming
They don't want this Wal - Mart
They can't appeal
It's too late now
The Wal - Mart is being built

Here come the Waltons
Here come the Waltons
With plans for a new Wal - Mart
They've got blueprints
To build on the site
Next to a car dealership
All the citizens just protested:
"This ain't a pretty sight"
We don't know
What else we'll get
When they finish this Wal - Mart

Here come the Waltons
Here come the Waltons
With plans for a new Wal - Mart
Their project could
End up all finished
By the end of the year
Sam Walton's laying in his grave
And would be proud to build one here
But citizens
Will get used to it
When they open the new Wal - Mart

Here come the Waltons
Here come the Waltons
With plans for a new Wal - Mart
The one they have that is already here
Is already up for sale
The protesting will finally cease
When they replace the old regular store
I hope we get Target
Or Party City
When they open the new Wal - Mart

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M-Dawg - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Aight yo ass may be new to dis site but dis shit was shit!!!!!

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