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Song Parodies -> "I'm a DD-Cup"

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Little Teapot"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I'm a DD-Cup"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I'm a double-D cup, large and round
Good flotation, I won't drown
See the boys's chins drop to the ground
(As I) lift 'em up and drop 'em down

I'm a double-D cup, I'll announce
They're two stone if they're an ounce
When I get all dressed up, I can flounce
Holy moly! Watch 'em bounce.

I'm a double-D cup, yes I am
But I'm not the height of fashion glam
Maybe lose some weight? Now, that's a plan:
'Specially 'cause I'm a man

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 32

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 1   0
 2   1
 3   4
 4   7
 5   20

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Dumb Ass Kid - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Speechless. A truly flawless parody
Johnny D - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
John Barry - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
And what do you call DD cups? Tanks for the mammaries.
Jeff Reuben - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Short and sweet!
Leo Jay - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Great last line.
Red Ant - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
This is funny ESPECIALLY the last line. Like.....nevermind, that would get deleted in about 15 minutes. :)
alvin rhodes - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
love the twist at the end...5s
Little Lion - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
You win for the best (worst?) mental imagery ever in any parody. Congratulations!
Ravyn Rant - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Somebody get that boy a bro!
Phil Alexander - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks, all - I kind of liked the sting in the tail, too.
Rick C - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Pacing was off a bit but the funny sure wasn't...455
Stuart McArthur - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
second verse won me - lovely work Phil - 555
Susanna Viljanen - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
555 millilitres' B-cup from me. Gynaecomasty can be genetic as well, not just overweight; some chromosomal disorders, like Klinefelter's, cause boys to grow breasts.
Larry Hensley - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice fun parody. 555
laurieknow - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody. I'm DD myself and definitely not a man! Love the surprise ending.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
The last line snapped like a worn out wonderbra. :-)
funky funky - February 11, 2014 - Report this comment
some good
Alpha Skua - November 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Some call a Doctor the little tea pots broken its spout if we can find a doctor who still makes house calls otherwise its the emergency room
whipoorwill - March 01, 2018 - Report this comment
That remains to be seen weather you can continue to be a little tea-pot of a total loon
Storm the Albatross - January 19, 2023 - Report this comment
All right little Tea Pot which side is the handle and which side is the spout?

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