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Song Parodies -> "The Bush Named Noelle"

Original Song Title:

"The First Noel"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Bush Named Noelle"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

Dedicated to Noelle Bush, daughter of Florida Governor Jeb Bush, who got busted for an illegal Xanax prescription
The Bush named Noelle
Was no angel, they say.
It's for certain the daughter of Jeb got away
With wielding influence, getting pills to help sleep.
Got her Xanax illegally, for hers to keep.

Noelle, Noelle...
Noelle, Noelle...
Niece of the king of our oil cartel.

She was locked up, then we saw
She was niece of the czar.
Daddy Jeb was displeased that the press got this far.
Oh, to have such clout by birth,
Wielded as a birth right.
To be coddled and shielded by shills for the Right.

Noelle, Noelle...
Noelle, Noelle...
Niece of the king of our oil cartel.

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