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Song Parodies -> "We Wish You A Nervous Breakdown."
Original Song Title:
"We Wish You Merry Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"We Wish You A Nervous Breakdown."
Parody Written by:
Kristofer
The Lyrics
Christmas Carols for Drunk People!
We wish you a nervous breakdown
We wish you a nervous breakdown
We wish you a nervous breakdown
And an aneurysm
We wish you a nervous breakdown
We wish you a nervous breakdown
We wish you a nervous breakdown
And an aneurysm
Three ulcers for you
Whoever you are
Three ulcers, two breakdowns,
And an aneurysm
We want all our friggin' presents
We want all our friggin' presents
We want all our friggin' presents
So cough them up now
We want all our friggin' presents
We want all our friggin' presents
We want all our friggin' presents
So cough them up now
Three ulcers for you
Whoever you are
Three ulcers, two breakdowns,
And an aneurysm
We beat down a sidewalk Santa
We beat down a sidewalk Santa
We beat down a sidewalk Santa
And we stole his damn bell
We beat down a sidewalk Santa
We beat down a sidewalk Santa
We beat down a sidewalk Santa
And we stole his damn bell
Three ulcers for you
Whoever you are
Three ulcers, two breakdowns,
And an aneurysm
We wish you a nervous breakdown
We wish you a nervous breakdown
We wish you a nervous breakdown
And an aneurysm
We wish you a nervous breakdown
We wish you a nervous breakdown
And an aneurysm
We wish you a nervous breakdown
We wish you a nervous breakdown
We wish you a nervous breakdown
And an aneurysm
Three ulcers for you
Whoever you are
Three ulcers, two breakdowns,
And an aneurysm
We want all our friggin' presents
We want all our friggin' presents
We want all our friggin' presents
So cough them up now
We want all our friggin' presents
We want all our friggin' presents
We want all our friggin' presents
So cough them up now
Three ulcers for you
Whoever you are
Three ulcers, two breakdowns,
And an aneurysm
We beat down a sidewalk Santa
We beat down a sidewalk Santa
We beat down a sidewalk Santa
And we stole his damn bell
We beat down a sidewalk Santa
We beat down a sidewalk Santa
We beat down a sidewalk Santa
And we stole his damn bell
Three ulcers for you
Whoever you are
Three ulcers, two breakdowns,
And an aneurysm
We wish you a nervous breakdown
We wish you a nervous breakdown
We wish you a nervous breakdown
And an aneurysm
copyright 2005
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I thought it was rather funny - reflects a certain spirit of Christmas.
Here it comes... Here it comes... Here it comes... Here it comes... Here comes your yuletide nervous breakdown!
Pacing was near-perfect, but i've read far funnier parodies than this 534
Kudos to you for doing an off season topic. 555.
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