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Song Parodies -> "God Dress America"

Original Song Title:

"God Bless America"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"God Dress America"

Parody Written by:

Parody Pete

The Lyrics

God Dress America
Fashion it more
Boys in high school
They are not cool
Wearin' baggies and shaggies galore

God Dress America
Good taste bequeath
Who needs sliders
Low riders
Showin' scanties and panties beneath?

Make it stylish for a while-ish
Not a land with slob array
God Dress America
And start today..
God Dress America
Please start today
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Leo Jay - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice internal rhymes.
Kristof Robertson - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Makes me proud to be....Australian. :-) 555
WhizkidF - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I saw a LOT of dress code violations in my HS. This deserves a big 555 and it will be sung on the intercoms telling children to dress appropriately in our nation's schools. Wonderful view of opposing immodesty of school-wear here. Modesty-concious people (e. g., parents) and I were very proud of you!!!
Johnny D - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Wear did you get this great parody idea? Heh heh heh!
Pete - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Much obliged for voting and commenting
Pete - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny: After reading your comment, I googled my title and found your, "Cod Dress A Merry Car" ..so, I see what your referring to, but in all honesty, I must say that I did not see it before writing this
Catch 23 - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
This could be sung by a prudist or a nudist ( groan ). 555

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