Replaced by a clone at the bizarro home,
Now I'm here where the batty dotes stay.
Where Zyban's the word for those raging disturbed,
It's the home where the loonies all stay.

Rest home for deranged,
What's that voice in your stethoscope say?
The matron's a nerd, so I flip her the bird,
It's a home so the rowdies won't stray.

They're keepin' me numb here at this asylum,
My seizures be turnin' to dream.
When those crazed fools fight on, goes zapping the wand,
They're then stayed with a headachy scream.

Why am I constrained?
What's the deal with that 'lectroscope, hey!
The bedlam occured, in imaging blurs,
I'm shocked that you'd point that my way.

Oh soften the lights, oh good heavens they're bright,
They will see me and take me to Mars.
So you stand there amazed and you think that I'm crazed,
Just got back from a trip to the stars.

Rest home for deranged,
What's that voice in your stethoscope say?
The matron's a nerd, so I flip her the bird,
It's a home so the rowdies won't stray.