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Song Parodies -> "Walker Wonderland"

Original Song Title:

"Winter Wonderland"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Walker Wonderland"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Bed's too tight,
Ain't no head room
Kitchen's right
In the bedroom
Retirement home
Designed for a gnome,
Wintering In A Walker Wonderland

Flatulence
It's abundant
Bathe each day,
How redundant..
Just sit on our ends,
And dirty Depends,
Wintering In A Walker Wonderland

The gal next door has Osteoporosis
She might fall for me
If there's a chance..
Hope she won't think I'm being too precocious
By asking her to that St. Vitus Dance..

Past the prime,
"Eighty Seven"
Doin' time
In Pre-Heaven
Just face each new day,
The enema way,
Wintering in A Walker Wonderland

When we croak, they'll toss us on a gurney
Cremation or a funeral, who cares which?
Thank God, our kid's have power of attorney
So, their inheritance can make'em rich..

So, it goes,
Life's a cycle
Same for Rose,
As for Michael..
One day they'll be here
When wrinkles appear
Wintering In A Walker Wonderland

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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Billy Boyd - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious...but just a bit sad as well. Nice song, AFW.
John Barry - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Another clever spooneristic title. Good lines, too.
AFW - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Billy and John
Dee Range - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
How anyone could give this a 4 for funny is beyond me. This is five material if I ever saw 5's. It is fanny as Hell. Great parody, AFW. 555 all the way.
alvin rhodes - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
excellent work...extra points for rhyming "osteoporosis" and "precocious"
2Eagle - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
555 Oh, ugh! Don't let that happen to me. Keep your house and get a reverse mortgage when you are 62.
AFW - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Dee, Alvin, and 2Eagle
Rick Cormier - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Retirement home designed for a gnome!!!! Great parody! 555
Stuart McArthur - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
"Pre-Heaven" - "Bathe each day, How redundant.." - funny stuff AFW - 555
AFW - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick and Stuart...
Arwen - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll cast my vote for the "pre-heaven" line taking the cake...LOL!
Kristof Robertson - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Just straight up, no frills funny, AFW. You are really kicking some parody ass at the moment. 555
Guy - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm getting too old for this. It's starting to get scary. heh heh.
AFW - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Arwen, Kristof, and Guy...comments and votes are much appreciated.
Rick Cormier - April 07, 2005 - Report this comment
AFW, I've read this about five times but, never picked up on the "Osteoporosis and fall for me" connection until the last time I read it. Can I change my mind about my favorite line? Hilarious!!!

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