Ancient Sauron had a ring
Ee I ee I zap
And with that ring he was DE king
Ee I ee I cap
T'was de best o' times, t'was de worst o' times
Evil ruled, he was fooled, lost mo' than his pinky
Ancient Sauron had a ring
Ee I ee I sap

Astral Sauron had a plan
Ee I ee I flip
It would prevent de age o' man
Ee I ee I trip
Sent de nazgul here, sent de nazgul there
Here they looked, there they looked, searching for de precious
Astral Sauron had a plan
Ee I ee I whip

Aerie Sauron had a stroke
Ee I ee I dip
Was beaten by a hobbit bloke
Ee I ee I tip
Though de orcs were fast, they were poorly cast
High and dry, wry and sly, vanished into darkness
Aerie Sauron had a stroke
Ee I ee I snip

Age-old Sauron bought de farm
Ee I ee I flop
He should have sought a good luck charm
Ee I ee I shop
Over Middle Earth, there was muddle mirth
Gandalf wrote, and I quote; "Balrog was a sissy"
Age-old Sauron bought de farm
Ee I ee I STOP