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Song Parodies -> "Keister Parade"

Original Song Title:

"Easter Parade"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Keister Parade"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Bless the Easter Booty
Celebrity Patootie
Bottoms high and hooty
In The Keister Parade...

Beyonce's there, and J-Lo
See' em strut and sway low
Jiggling, as they go
In The Keister Parade...

On the boulevard,
Hollywood Boulevard
Paparazzi's will snap 'em
And they'll find that they're in
The Inquirer...

Oh, Star Jones needn't fake it,
Go Girl! Oprah...shake it !
Glad they all could make it
To The Keister Parade...

On the boulevard,
Hollywood Boulevard
Paparazzi's will snap 'em
And they'll find that there in
The Inquirer...

Oh, Star Jones needn't fake it
Go Girl! Oprah...shake it !
So glad they all could make it
To The Keister Parade...

Look, there's Mariah, Tina, Britney,
Christina, Angelina, Jennifer, Sandra,
Demi, Tyra...
Glad to see all you gals, back !

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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alvin rhodes - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
laughing my you-know-what off.....great title too...5s
John Barry - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Begging to be done--nice job.
AFW - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin and John
Kristof Robertson - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I'd bet it's only the relative obscurity of this song that's prevented you from getting more votes, AFW. This is a top-notch job...555
AFW - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof.... you're probably right...and isn't it a shame that such a beautiful Berlin Holiday Classic seems destined for dustville?
Johnny D - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Lovely....mmmm.... 5's
Michael Pacholek - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Parody got back! And fives!
AFW - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to Johnny and Michael

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